Pet Squirrels

[PyRo]

that suxs. Do they still have the law west virgina where i used to live that you could pick up road kill after you hit it and eat it

I know people who have taken home deer before, nothing wrong with that.

[wanna-b-ballin']

i picked up a baby duck once. it was really cool and everything. just a perfect little pet.
but it was in chicago when i was visiting my grandparents. so i couldn't take it home. if i were here though, i would have kept it.
he sat in my hands, and a fly landed on my thumb, and the duck ate it. i didn't know they could catch flys. and i tried releasing it, but somehow it followed me when i left. i was like its mom or something. i tryed putting it back like 6 times. then it started getting annoying, because i had to catch the plane back home; but it kept following me.
so then, trying to be really gentile, i threw it out into the pond and ran away. no lies. and it tryed to follow me but it had no chance of keeping up.
when i was about a block away i didn't see it behind me anymore, so i think it gave up.

but i miss it now

[MonsterMag]

These storys are sadd

I had about 6 ducks once , we bought them from a hardware store. I got them and raised them. They were chicks when I got them , like 2 weeks old I think. Anyways I had to clip there wings so they wouldnt fly away. My dad tryed to put a leashe around one of the ducks neck and walk it , which by the way didnt go to good. Lets just say no one was hurt We ended up giving them to a farmer that raised them for the eggs. Duck poop smells

[WickeDKlowN]

We had 3 baby ducks once that lived in our pond/barn. They were the shiznit. I watched a hawk get one, and I guess dogs got the other 2. We woke up one morning to duck feathers strewn across the pasture. Same dogs that got our chickens. I need to kill those bastards one day.

[ultralight]

there is a whole group of people out there that breed and keep flying squirrels as pets. the owners play catch with them, they glide back and forth like living frizbees.

[Glickman]

im just waiting for a certain squirrel hater to post.

attacked three times, damns them all to hell.


professional717


hide the children when he posts

[Bad_Dog]

And Army's post reminded me of that DogBeGone site. I saw a clip from there the other day where they were hunting prarie dogs with a .50 cal or something. They would be walking around sniffing the ground then explode with blood and body parts flying everywhere.

I have the PrairieDog Be Gone DVD sitting on my desk next to me :)

PRAIRIEDOG BE GONE

god I love it

[noahyay]

i have made squirll traps and my dad made a successful one

his was a wooden box
apparently they can eat through wood

i think it would be cool to keep just for a while, or leash it in the back yard and feed it

ive kill them for money in AK cause they ruin insulation in roofs
$5 a tail
my technique involves a pellet gun (pump) and a large rock
sights dont work so i get real close and smack it from the tree
when it falls i hit it with a rock before it runs away
chop off the tail
get money

a pet would be cooler

a box screwed on a rat trap would be easy

[Vex]

Take a look at Sugar Gliders....

Those are cool.
They are for sale here for $175:

http://www.sugar-gliders.com

[TheProfessional]

im just waiting for a certain squirrel hater to post.

attacked three times, damns them all to hell.


professional717


hide the children when he posts

all i can say is you have got to be kidding me. you all view squirrels as these cute little things with bushy tails meanwhile i know the truth about them. they are vicious little creatures who attack on site. believe me when i say that they are rats with big bushy tails! I have been attacked 3 times in my life by a squirrel and the only good squirrel is a dead one! they serve no purpose in life all they do is sleep eat collect nuts make other little squirrels that populate the world and wreak havoc! for my amusement i posted this web site
http://www.geocities.com/fightin_squ...N_PROGRAM.html SAPP- Squirrel Attack Prevention Program. This should show you all the true nature of squirrels and how the should be dealt with.

[MonsterMag]

Squirls are like humans , some are good some are bad. I had one attack my moms bord feeder. He had a little run in with my Emag . Gotta love the halo It allows you to shoot straight up in a tree That squirel never came back :)

[ultralight]

hey now!! say what you like about squirrels but leave the rats out of it.
rats rock!
i happen to own a rat. her name is Sparkle the Wonder Rat.
she is well mannered, cool, and very mellow.

[JoshK]

I wish I had a koala as a pet...but mine would have a.d.h.d. it would be amazing.

[slade]

hahaha, i was wondering if i was the only one, squirrels are so awesome! ive had pet chipmunks and rabbits but no squirrels. my cats always drag in chipmunks or rabbits and we keep them for a while until we know theyre ok then let them go... i would keep them as permanent pets but theyre too old and are too afraid to make good pets. lol actually i had a weasel of some kind that my cat dragged in... but she wounded it and it died... and then my mom put it in the freezer. ive learned not to look through my freezer, my sister has screamed a few times after finding frozen mice or birds. but yeah back on topic raising a squirrel or chipmunk from a baby would be awesome, that would make a cool pet. and theyre small enough that you could just carry them around on your shoulder or something... sorta like these kittens:


except kittens grow up ...

[WicKeD_WaYz]

eff that I want a pet lion or tiger. This wierd lady who lives out in the canyons on the edge of the county has a pet lion and she made a big cage for it in the back of her van so she puts him back there and drives around my city all the time. It really freaks you out the first time you see it. I mean imagine a bunch of yuppy conservatives in south OC taking there little kids to mcdonalds or to the park and seeing a damn lion drive by in a van with the sliding door open. (its barred off though). Its awesome she even feeds him Dairy Queen.

Then again some wacko's pet bengal tiger got loose in west LA county like 2 or 3 weeks ago and he was running around a crowded park full of kids or something so they had to kill him.