just seeing what you guys have planned for your friends and co-workers tomorrow.
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put shaving foam cream stuff in a big brown envelope and slip the open end under a locked door and then smack the other end so the shaving cream goes all over the place....
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One year I had my girlfriend call up my work. I had her tell my boss that she was in the casino the night before and one of the employees came over and "exposed themselves" to her.
She let it drag on about what kind of perverts did my boss hire. While my boss was trying to decide wether to fire or call the police she let it go that it was my April Fools joke.
I could hear her screaming and cursing from across the room thru the phone.
But this year I have vowed to keep my hands out of April Fools day. Threads like this are going to make it twice as difficult.Fall Seven Times Stand Up Eight.
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The bad thing about Aprils fools is that most people won't believe ANYTHING that day. Especially if they have been gotten with a really good joke. Even if you are trying to tell them something real they are like "yeah right".Comment
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Faking my death
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we considered filling our bosses office with packing peanuts...but then decided we would rather keep our jobs.A Sanchez Machine Distributor
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Your boss has no sense of humor. I would have you removing them one at a time using a toothpick.Originally posted by lord1234
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set all the clock ahead by an hour and then wake up saying that we are an hour late
im thinking about doing it
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KROQ 106.7 , a local rock station in Los Angeles, has pulled off many jokes with great results. One year, they fooled alot of people into thinking that there was a Blink-182 free show somewhere in the San Bernardino county. Ontario Police was not happy and billed the station when hundreds of listeners converged in the Ontario Mills Mall. Another year, they faked a fight with a drummer of a band that was made to sound like it was live on air. They even swapped DJ's with Power 106 for the entire day. Can't wait to hear what they have planned for tomorrow!Originally posted by punkncatComment
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...You need an accomplice and a mark.
Materials:- Video camera
- Sausage
- Athletic cup
- Running shoes
Your mark has to be sleeping for maximum effect.
Approach the mark with a sausage hanging out of your pants. Over the waistband or through the fly is totally up to you. Gently wake your mark with sweet kisses on his lips from the sausage. And for the grand finale, just start beating his face with it. 
Feel free to ad lib and add commentary as you are waking your 'friend' up.
You're going to need the athletic cup and running shoes.
A video camera is used for the benefit of posterity.Comment
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Ceran Wrapping around the drivers and passengers door of a teachers car.
Simpleto get off, but the reaction whenthey first notice it is priceless."AGD : Because Quality is Always on Backorder."Comment
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