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  • Yogster
    CANADIAN REDNECK EH!
    • Aug 2004
    • 427

    #1

    LOL (Joke of the Day)

    LOL

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    GRANDMA ISN'T STUPID

    The doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
    adult life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told
    her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her..

    As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
    realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

    "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

    "Yes, they help me sleep at night."

    "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep."

    She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
    "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
    in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks.
    Believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
    THE YOGSTER STRIKES AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!
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  • CaptaiN_JacK
    will get you high tonight
    • Jan 2003
    • 947

    #2
    hah, pretty good one. the real funny thing is that it's probably happening right now somehwere, but probably by a mother.

    War is peace

    Freedom is slavery

    Ignorance is strength

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    • noahyay
      Registered User
      • Aug 2004
      • 350

      #3
      oooo

      im so doing that if i have kids
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      • SpecialBlend2786
        Registered User
        • Jun 2003
        • 4023

        #4
        Originally posted by noahyay
        oooo

        im so doing that if i have kids
        bahahahah

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        • maxama10
          Take off every zig!
          • Sep 2004
          • 1497

          #5

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          • slateman
            Registered User
            • Oct 2001
            • 1346

            #6
            Originally posted by noahyay
            oooo

            im so doing that if i have kids
            Yea, I think I am too. I just don't trust teenage guys. I used to be one
            BrockSampson "I see dead people..."



            and once I see them, I make sweet, sweet love...

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            • Echo419
              Registered User
              • Sep 2003
              • 2614

              #7
              im an accident child... condom break
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