I pulled a mucle last night

[nippinout]

I pulled a muscle in my left inner thigh. It hurts to bend it. I've never had a pulled muscle like this before.

I guess I won't be able to pretend that I'm having a siezure for a while. My girlfiend was amused with the siezure, but I was trying to seduce her. With women, you just can't win.

[gimp]

I.....
My girlfiend was amused with the siezure, but I was trying to seduce her.....

You try to seduce women by pretending to have seizures? That rocks

[WicKeD_WaYz]

lol it wouldve been funnier if it wasnt your g/f and you were trying to pick up a random girl by faking a seizure. hahaha

[fire1811]

lol it wouldve been funnier if it wasnt your g/f and you were trying to pick up a random girl by faking a seizure. hahaha

it works I picked up a chick in gym class by faking a seizure.

[MicroMiniMe]

Ya know, trying to seduce a woman by pretending to have a case of raging jock itch just doesn't work...
Or Touretts.