I don't understand why people commit suicide

[PyRo]

One of these days, I'm going to commit suicide...unintentionally. But still, from my own doing. Not accident.

I see I have competition for my Darwin award. I almost fell out of a jeep going about 35mph yesterday that could have done it, I fell to the left into the car, had I gone to the right there was nothing to grab onto and I would have been SOL. Note to self: Do not stand up to yell at golfers and if standing up is necessary do not take your hands off the roll bar.

And if you're going to kill yourself there are certain rules to follow.
1. Do something fun, hanging, shooting, carbon monoxide is overdone. A good example would be getting some sort of fun costume and climb to the top of a tall building. Then just wait for a crowed to gather, news cameras are bonus points. At this point drink some antifreeze, the more the better (don't worry it tastes good). Now leap off the edge of the building, try your best to get over the crowd. Time for the fun part, once you are over the crowd you detonate the explosives you have strapped to your body, the more explosives the better. At this point the crowd should be wearing pieces of your flesh. Now that's how you kill yourself.
2. If you're going to start it finish it. Don't cut your wrists the wrong way or call poison control after you've had one to many bleach and ammonia cocktails.
3. If you decide to cut your wrists realize it will take several hours to bleed to death. During this time you will be in a lot of pain. Perhaps this is a good way to do it because you have plenty of time to think about what a retard you are.
4. If you try to suffocate yourself by holding your breath you probably shouldn't be alive anyway. Better luck next time.

[SCpoloRicker]

Sorry, Pyro, it was funny when Maddox did it...

[Athius]

I see I have competition for my Darwin award. I almost fell out of a jeep going about 35mph yesterday that could have done it, I fell to the left into the car, had I gone to the right there was nothing to grab onto and I would have been SOL. Note to self: Do not stand up to yell at golfers and if standing up is necessary do not take your hands off the roll bar.

And if you're going to kill yourself there are certain rules to follow.
1. Do something fun, hanging, shooting, carbon monoxide is overdone. A good example would be getting some sort of fun costume and climb to the top of a tall building. Then just wait for a crowed to gather, news cameras are bonus points. At this point drink some antifreeze, the more the better (don't worry it tastes good). Now leap off the edge of the building, try your best to get over the crowd. Time for the fun part, once you are over the crowd you detonate the explosives you have strapped to your body, the more explosives the better. At this point the crowd should be wearing pieces of your flesh. Now that's how you kill yourself.
2. If you're going to start it finish it. Don't cut your wrists the wrong way or call poison control after you've had one to many bleach and ammonia cocktails.
3. If you decide to cut your wrists realize it will take several hours to bleed to death. During this time you will be in a lot of pain. Perhaps this is a good way to do it because you have plenty of time to think about what a retard you are.
4. If you try to suffocate yourself by holding your breath you probably shouldn't be alive anyway. Better luck next time.

Oh you forgot number 5!!!

5. If you are doing this because a girl dump you, you are a pussy becuase it not worth to die for a skank.

[PyRo]

Sorry, Pyro, it was funny when Maddox did it...

Maddox?

[SCpoloRicker]

Maddox?

The Best Page in the Universe?

[Eatem Alive]

mmm...cadbury eggs.

[PyRo]

The Best Page in the Universe?

I want my five mintues back.

[SCpoloRicker]

I want my five mintues back.

I honestly thought you were using his material

/I know of one way to get five minutes back; plus you won't go blind

[MaChu]

Most people who have had great lives with great parents and with good healthy relationships and minds can't really grasp why anyone would want to grasp suicide, and I went from happy-go-lucky to complete hell hole in a couple years. When one of my mom's friends sons commited suicide I remember saying I would never do that, but going through it, it seemed like the most tempting thing in the world.

Depression can be brought on by many things or just one, thats what makes it such a mystery. Traumatic event, divorce in parents, drug withdrawl or it will just happen in an instant. Happy one day, hanging out with your friends, playing football and in a few seconds sad the next, but you don't want anyone to know so you put on that fake face that everyone guesses is you. You feel anxious and confident at the same time, emotions seem to bombard you day in and day out, bluring together, weeks go by, maybe months, all of it seems the same, a constant battle just to get through the day. Food doesn't seem to matter anymore, so you drop 30 lbs in weight, you feel sick, but don't want to get any better because of the hopelessness. Hanging out doesn't make you happy anymore and you find yourself lying to your friends, family and yourself. You look around and you have no more friends because you treated them like crap, betrayed their trust, too caught up in yourself which makes things even worse. You get back from school blaming God, but then you come to the conclusion that if there was one, how could he come up with this twisted torture upon a person who went to church every Sunday? You come to another conclusion the problem is you. Its your fault that you did this or you did that. You put all the small problems on yourself. You feel alone. You are alone. You think nothing is getting better and might as well just end it because now your just living day by day, waiting for nothing, why not just end it? You don't care about heaven or hell, if there is a god or a devil, you just want that damned pain in the back of your mind to stop, that weighted feeling on your chest to be lifted. You cry, but there are no tears left. You find yourself in the mirror standing, contemplating all sorts of mixed, jumbled thoughts, staring with an emotionless expression on your face. There is a glimmer in the mirror, the sun is rising again filling your insignificant room, you've lost all track of time again, no sleep for the second night, on with another day, gotta study for that test in anatomy.

Its really weird, priorities get mixed up, and you have this epiphany that nothing is gonna get better by just letting things get worse, and you need to change. There are medications but your looking to use them all your life. They help, but was never comfortable taking them. I wanted a more natural and less expensive way of feeling better and exercise really helps as it gets you thinking on other things and gets the endorphines in your brain going. Friends also help alot also. Getting a job might seem like a huge step in the wrong direction by putting more stres on you, but it also keeps your mind occupied and earns money too. Kicking back and relaxing to organize your thoughts is good for a short period of time, but for a long period of time you will end up in a worse situation than before, back contemplating that serious stuff again. Also, don't go looking for answers in alcohol and drugs. For a short time you feel great, but coming down from that high, you will be caught doing it all the time just to live, running away from that dreadful hopeless feeling, which is worse than depression itself. Then if you do quit, you have to worry about depression and withdrawl which is a hundred times worse. It helps to remember that another day isn't bad, even if its filled with problems, because there are alot of good things in life and need to be thankful just to see them.

[Slimm Jimm]

If we knew why then we wouldn't have to ask the question, and the reason for the question probably wouldn't be there.

[Derman2k]

The same exact thing happened in my town about a month and a half ago. The kid was talking to his sister in his room and she left and went back 20 minutes later and he was there with an extension cord around his neck. It's real sad. And really...like what must have been goign through his head to make him do that you know? I just don't get it.

[ShadyLver88]

Personally i think the whole "ooo im so depressed" is a load of crap...i mean did soemone tell you what it feels like to be depressed?
People worry about dumb stuff to much.



~~Live fast Die~~

Well, i just want to say to CKY... I think that you are either indenial and you yourself are depressed, or you are stubborn and don't want to sympathize for anyone even though it's needed because you, so far in life, have never been unhappy to the poin't of "i just don't give a **** anymore!" Don't worry, give yourself time and i think you'll understand.

[ShadyLver88]

mmm...cadbury eggs.

Ur an odd kid...

[Jakedubbleya]

My cousin commited suicide a few weeks ago. I am very close with my other cousin his younger brother, and it really struck everybody. He had three kids all under 8 yrs old.

There is nothing, more selfish than suicide. No matter what the situation you can always contribute to others.