Need Idea For Prank

[HarrysSon]

this might sound dumb but id take some laxative pills with my friends and do a group poop on his windshield of his car

[Glickman]

thats real..... flamboyant?

hey kevin! going to the group poop?

golly gee! wouldnt miss it johnny





another idea : (yes, legal, ethical? probably not)

goto command prompt

net view
*make note of computer names with "admin" in it or "homepage"*



SHUTDOWN -s -f [-m [\\ComputerName] -t xx -c "comment"

-s shutdown
-f force closing
-t xx timer (example "-t 10 is 10 second timer)
-c "comment" insert waht you want to see pop up


ok first a few things

-If you use the -t xx command, and choose anything more then 00 or 01 as the timer, the person your shutting down will see your login id, so its possible to track you (although unless the school is really dumb, they should have a log anyway, you probably wont get in big trouble)



feel free to write down the login numers of your friends, and search for the numbers when you do net view (youll get a crapload of numbers)

[HarrysSon]

r u like some hacker or sumthin?

[Glickman]

r u like some hacker or sumthin?

wish i could call myself a script kiddie

whatever happened to dos being the universal language?

[ScatterPlot]

If you have a big presentation room or something where the students regularly meet, get a little kiddie pool and fill it with concrete and just set it on the stage/in front of the room/in his office/whatever. Hard as balls to move, but it's not technically harming anything.

Optional: Put stuff in the concrete, like mannequins (sp?) etc.

[Hunter]

Glickman, already tried that, but we have so limited access to our computers its not even funny, they cought me seaching threw the computers last year for anything i could use to shut the net work down so they blocked like all the kids's access to most everything, short cuts dont work to well either..



keep the idea's comming though these are pretty funny

[gimp]

Find his car, jam a toothpick into the lock, then break it off so he can't get it out. It's simple and effective. Really annoying too.

[wanna-b-ballin']

i think the 2 best ones have got to be the different sized wheels and the toothpick in the lock. they arent too bad, and if he did catch you, you wouldn't get into TOO much trouble.
the toothpick one might not work if he has a clicker to unlock it.
if you change his tires, make sure to leave his origional ones hidden in his yard somewhere where he wouldn't see them untill later sometime. like in the backyard next to the garbage can or something.
you would want him to drive somewhere, get annoyed, and then maybe go home or to school. but so he could also get his tires back before he gives up and buys new ones.

[wanna-b-ballin']

better yet. when he is gone, after he locks his house, jam the toothpick into his house lock. so he has to find another way in.

[WickeDKlowN]

After you jam the tooth pick in the lock, don't forget to burn the house to the ground and poop on the ashes! That'll get his attention!

[mcdkid]

i charge $200, leave everything to me. i leave no evidence.

[ultralight]

buy a substiute penis (apparently you can't say my original term. sorry mods, i didn't know. anyway, i hope you get the idea) and put it on his antenna while his car is parked at school. let him advertise the fact that he is a dick.

superglue works well in locks too. get the squeeze tube and ise it like a syringe to squeeze the glue into the lock. allegedly, this was used to delay the opening of the stock market by three hours in the 70's.

instead of slashing tires, which can be tough, just cut off the valve stems.

you could hide a fish somewhere in the undercarriage of his car.

vaseline works really well on the windshield wipers. it's almost impossible to remove without a razor.

you can always lift a photo of him from a school yearbook and photoshop the head onto gay porn and then leave copies all over school, or under the windshield wipers of the student's cars. just remember to let glue dry on your fingertips to get rid of you fingerprints before touching the paper. and print from a public library computer.
or if you can't use photoshop just do it the old fashioned way: scotch tape and a photocopier.

put vics vaporub on his cardoor handles. or fish juice, roadkill juice, vaseline/cyanne pepper, butter, or feces.

mail him a turd. on second thought, just giftwrap it and place it in the mailbox.

get a couple of buddies to split the cost with you and order 5,10, or 15 cubic yards of pea gravel or dirt (whichever you can afford) to his driveway. yes, they deliver that.

put out an APB, offer five bucks to anyone who can spit on or otherwise defile his food at a resturant. you probably know more foodservice workers than you think. and if they go to school with you then they probably think he's a dick too.

sorry for the long post, hope i provided some inspiration. i say inspiration because i never actually suggested any of this, i merely offered it as an example of what i'd heard done to others.

have fun. don't get in too much trouble.

[Hunter]

wow thanks ultra light, might have to actually look into some of those

[Warrior_Rocker]

well... mine was a bit more elaborate on the computers, first off as a junior admin at my school i was able to gain access to the main server at my school, and how it was setup is that each user logs on to the network, and inevitably copies startup files to their computer, program shortcuts and whatnot, so i wrote a vb program that would startup on every computer in the school and would 'i hate dr baldia' (thats our principal) and after 10 seconds would delete 'ntldr' out of the root of c:, and then since they were complete dumba**es there they wou8ld have to reimage every computer that someone logged on to, and then the same problem would arise after someone else logged on to the computers. it lasted for a while

[Hunter]

sweet, care to pm me on how to do that? lol i bet my comp. guy has everything blocked so i cant.