Serial bird-crapper strikes thrice, caught red-handed! [56k bring a hose]

[BobTheCow]

The past few days, my family's been waking up to vandalized cars in the vicinity of our house. Not in the traditional sense of vandalization, mind you; this prankster was much trickier than anything we'd ever encountered before. He'd been leaving his mark, alright, and it wasn't pretty.








This morning, however, we caught the bastard red-handed... err, red-bellied.




Apparently this sick freak gets off to early morning sideview-mirror-perching... oh, the horrors of suburbia!

[teufelhunden]

SHOOT-AH!

[Maggot6]

Haha, get him constipated (sp) somehow.

[fire1811]

Haha, get him constipated (sp) somehow.

I think a pellet or a .22 would do just that.

[wanna-b-ballin']

shoot it with your paintball gun. a paintball would do less damage to a car if you missed, and it wouldn't do any permanent damage if you washed it off quickly.
the neighbors probably wouldn't call the cops if you shot you paintball gun; but a pellet gun being shot toward the street may be a different story.
and the paintball would either kill it, or hurt it badly. go for the kill, that is unless you want a cat to get it.

[wanna-b-ballin']

or you could kill all of the worms in the area so he has nothing to eat and moves away.

[onedude36]

Get a video of you shooting it with the paintball gun

[Alley]

Get a garage, unless you intend on killing the entire bird popluation....I think maybe you could have a copy cat (irony in the word huh) more of a copy bird pooper

[Bad_Dog]

put a fake owl ontop of yer car...

they sell for a couple of bucks at most hardware stores...

or if youre really cheap find a picture of an owl on google and print it out... then tape it to a box and set it on your car...

[Bad_Dog]

and heres an owl for you to print off

[Glickman]

squirrels + m733 airsoft + metal bb's = mmmmmm squirrel

[Alpha]

put a fake owl ontop of yer car...

they sell for a couple of bucks at most hardware stores...

or if youre really cheap find a picture of an owl on google and print it out... then tape it to a box and set it on your car...

Hahahaha.. Wow that made me realize how stupid birds are. Silly vegetarians.

[frop]

Last, I looked, shooting animals (aside from hunting) is highly likely to be able to be construed as animal cruelty, so watch yourself, there's enough jackassery in the world (yeah, I contribute too).

[billybob_81067]

Gahhh!!!! I think you jinxed me with this thread! I read it today at lunch and then went back to work and when I parked my pickup I cracked the windows cause it was freakin hot today. Anyways when I came back outside of our shop to where my pickup was and opened the door I saw where a bird had perched on the cracked window and shat directly inside...

[behemoth]

Gahhh!!!! I think you jinxed me with this thread! I read it today at lunch and then went back to work and when I parked my pickup I cracked the windows cause it was freakin hot today. Anyways when I came back outside of our shop to where my pickup was and opened the door I saw where a bird had perched on the cracked window and shat directly inside...

THAT sucks.

Feed it alkaseltzer tablets,.....