Muzikman's Drunken stories!

[Alley]

Hi everyone, as you all know or do not know...I am a friend of Muz, hes what brought me to you lovely people! He and I have had many converstions of drinking together and he has told me that he acts the same sober as drunk that he can drink like a fish and never act diffently. I would love you to all to prove this wrong. I want stories!!! Please and thank you!!

[Jonneh]

First of all, why would a fish need to drink at all, what with it being completely submerged underwater all the time.

I remember one time where Muzikman got drunk and set fire to a duck sanctuary, but it was abandoned and full of hobos. When the hobos put out the fire on their legs, they confronted muz who simply laughed and threw rice at them. This both enraged and intimidated the hobos so they deicded to make a two pronged attack, one team would attack from the front and the other team would attack the front also. During the oncoming struggle me and muz escaped on a passing train shipping nazi gold from Switzerland. Muz in his drunken state (he had drunk over 30 pints of vodka and some koolaid) performed his magic voodoo alchemy sorcery and turned all the gold into tiny wooden action figures of modern pop culture icons. After reenacting a fictional battle between Phil Collins and Will Smith over a misplaced acorn we went home.

It was a pretty crazy night.

[mcdkid]

AO need a blood-alcohol limit. that is why.

[wanna-b-ballin']

Jonneh's post was great.
why cant i quote anything? the quote button thing is gone. why?

i wish i was as creative at writing as you Jonneh. i'm writing challenged.

[CKY_Alliance]

You use the "reply" button to quote now...i guess its like your replying to their post....

[BobTheCow]

Jonneh's post was great.
why cant i quote anything? the quote button thing is gone. why?

i wish i was as creative at writing as you Jonneh. i'm writing challenged.

Hit the "Reply" button in the post you'd like to quote. Automagical quoatability!

edit: Beaten like a loser Californian named TargetPractice by his controlling girlfriend... huh?

[Kevmaster]

edit: Beaten like a loser Californian named TargetPractice by his controlling girlfriend... huh?

**zing**

wow....

[wanna-b-ballin']

edit: Beaten like a loser Californian named TargetPractice by his controlling girlfriend... huh?

what are we talking about now?

[WicKeD_WaYz]

I do the same thing I dont know why though. Ill try to act sober when im drinking. I can usually pull it off pretty good untill I hit that level. You know what level im talking about. The one where your so trashed you just lay down on your stomach and try to hang on to the the floor. hahah good times

[Creative Mayhem]

I have been out drinking with Muz several times orver the past few years, and to be honest, I can't remember a time where he was drunk... HOWEVER..... I am usually in the bag before he finishes nursing his first beer VIVA LA MEGA(micro)MEET!