AOL is promoting unsolicited kinky sex to unprotected youth!

[BobTheCow]

I'm sure most of us are familiar with AOL's popular online chatting program, AIM. One of the many beautiful features of AIM is its selection of happy little emoticons to truly show your e-feelings. One of them is this little guy:


I guess you're supposed to use it for those "whoops, shouldn't have said that, hehe!" moments, or something. I don't know, I never see it used, but it exists nonetheless. Upon further inspection, I discovered some disturbing details:


White lines? ...a ZIPPER?!?

AMERICA ONLINE IS PROMOTING DOMINATRIX-STYLE SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS THROUGH THEIR EMOTICON SYSTEM!!

This is just too much. AOL, in case it hadn't already reached this status, is now officially an evil corporation. I suggest you write your senator to stop this abomination to society as soon as possible.

[Jakedubbleya]

lol, i knew there was a reason i didnt like AOL, could never quite put my finger on it til' now...

[xXHavokXx]

Hahahaha


Seriously sounds like something a mormon or other right wing whacko would tell their kids. "Donn't click on that smiley or you'll burn in hell, he's promoting Bondage which is a sin, the only kind of sex is missionary through a bedsheet with a hole"

[SCpoloRicker]

oh dear.

[txaggie08]

oh my dear lord....... im.....im speechless on this one man......

WHAT time in the morning did you think this up? i gotta email this to my mom she will die laughing.............

and yes by all means, write to your senators and bring down the evil AOL(i HATE AOL)

[warpspyder]

Dirty dirty theives. I'm hurt that they would do this. On a side note..... How on earth did u decide to check for that?

[psychoreaper_666]

wow.

my iq just dropped

[Glickman]

ill take 3 please

[BobTheCow]

On a side note..... How on earth did u decide to check for that?

It's a massive conspiracy, I'm sure of it. I'm just checking every image ever for any possible subliminal messages. I guess I got lucky with a first try.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Theres actually lots of cute little sexual references you can make with those smileys and a few other choice, well placed and sized, keys. But I'de probably get a free, 5 day stay at PBN if I posted them.

[behemoth]

Theres actually lots of cute little sexual references you can make with those smileys and a few other choice, well placed and sized, keys. But I'de probably get a free, 5 day stay at PBN if I posted them.

Do IT!


Theyre smiley faces, comon...

[Slimm Jimm]

Hahahaha


Seriously sounds like something a mormon or other right wing whacko would tell their kids. "Donn't click on that smiley or you'll burn in hell, he's promoting Bondage which is a sin, the only kind of sex is missionary through a bedsheet with a hole"

you could of just gone with right wing whacko instead tossing mormon out there. obviously you know very little about the LDS church so please refrain from posting ingorant comments about it. I'm sure i could find people that think along the "right wing" standard from any other religion. .

This is just too much. AOL, in case it hadn't already reached this status, is now officially an evil corporation.

AOL was evil long ago, now the courts have something to go after them, now how can i get some easy money.

[quik]

Stop stealing SA smilies butthead.

[xXHavokXx]

you could of just gone with right wing whacko instead tossing mormon out there. obviously you know very little about the LDS church so please refrain from posting ingorant comments about it. I'm sure i could find people that think along the "right wing" standard from any other religion. :

Ok restatement,

Seriously sounds like something a mormon, a mennonite, an amish, a muslim, a baptist, a methodist, a lutheran, a n evangelical, a non-kabbalistic rabbi or other right wing whacko would tell their kids.

All of the previous groups are known to be staunchly conservative and probably would not approve of a depiction of BDSM acts in a place where their kids can see it.

Catholics are exempt, some of the girls I know that are catholic.......wow...... yeah..


I actually know quite a bit about the LDS church.
I have learned alot from being targeted due to being the only non mormon on the block and having various "elders" come by almost every day. I live a block from a mormon church, all my neighbors are mormon, on all sides, on all streets....I am the one impurity and I must be stopped. Well except the people behind me but they are black and the missionaries never seem to go there........

Dated a girl who's family left the church due to reasons she did not disclose but she told me about some of the day to day things that go on and the role of elders, bishops, the council, Joseph Smith history, Brigham Young history, the whole founding of the LDS church and that kind of stuff. Never in a negative way.

I also lived in Utah. My Dad was the lone mexican in a sea of Blonde Haired - Blued eyed people...However the Lagoon is fun... Guess who came to visit regularly? Since my dad had to work they were fun to talk to and kept me busy till he got off. Nice folks....

I'll make fun of somethign i do know about! When I was a young lad in sunday school maybe 12-13 the youth pastor had one of those sessions where you can ask him anything and he will answer. A friend asked if self gratification was a sin. Well that day we not only found out it was a sin but a MORTAL sin, its lust and because youre a guy doing it to yourself who is a guy its homosexuality.

Realizing I was a lost cause, I began listening to Slayer, Drinking Blood and all the things that accompany listening to rock music

[Jakedubbleya]

I live in utah...

i could tell you some whacko stuff when it come to mormons...
but yeah when you say conservative you should say muslim, catholic, or east orthodox, the others arent exactly on the same level (yeah, not even the amish).

as for the mortal sin of masturbation, it has very little to do with homosexuality, its more of an adultery thing.

yeah just thought id pipe in with a few minor corrections, back to bashing aol now