I am definately going to go to H for this one...

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  • Gtask8
    ROCK ON!
    • Aug 2004
    • 247
    #16
    Originally posted by WickeDKlowN
    Damn. That is one tough...

    That's worse than tha Czech guy that first tried to hang himself but the branch snapped and he broke both legs then tried to cut his throat with a chainsaw but missed the jugular and had the chain get stuck in his spine.
    How do you manage to miss!?

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      • Target Practice
        irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
        • Nov 2003
        • 3180
        #17
        Originally posted by Hasty8
        And yet Pvt. Pyle was able to do it so easily.

        Was it a bad thing that I lughed hysterically reading the story?


        Well, since it seems that someone with a hard-on for messing with me deleted my post, I might as well make another one.

        Shotgun suicide is hilarious!


        "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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          • Jonneh
            A nice fellow.
            • May 2001
            • 990
            #18
            What a darwinian nightmare! Does someone who is too stupid to correctly kill themselves deserve to live?

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              • Thordic
                AFTICA
                • May 2001
                • 5986
                #19
                Originally posted by Jonneh
                What a darwinian nightmare! Does someone who is too stupid to correctly kill themselves deserve to live?
                Don't worry, Jonneh, if you ever need to kill yourself, I'm sure you could find volunteers to aid you :)

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                  • Target Practice
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                    • Nov 2003
                    • 3180
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Thordic
                    Don't worry, Jonneh, if you ever need to kill yourself, I'm sure you could find volunteers to aid you :)
                    Oh oh oh oh, me first, me first!

                    I love you Jonneh.

                    Not gay.


                    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                      • Jonneh
                        A nice fellow.
                        • May 2001
                        • 990
                        #21
                        I'm liking where this is going.

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                          • Target Practice
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                            • Nov 2003
                            • 3180
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Jonneh
                            I'm liking where this is going.

                            Ohhhh Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh....


                            "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                              • Echo419
                                Registered User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 2614
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Hasty8
                                And yet Pvt. Pyle was able to do it so easily.
                                How tall are you private!?
                                -6'2 SIR
                                I did not know the stacked UH OH that high!

                                Haha... yah why dont people shoot themselves like he did... shooting urself in the side is too risky.
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                                  • Warewolf50
                                    The evil monkey
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 1444
                                    #24
                                    THIS IS MY PACKAGE AND THIS IS MY GUN........

                                    What a great movie.

                                    mcveighr--You think caffeine rocks you should try cocaine.

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                                      • xXHavokXx
                                        Section XIII.
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 860
                                        #25
                                        this is my Rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for gun.

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                                          • Target Practice
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 3180
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Warewolf50
                                            THIS IS MY PACKAGE AND THIS IS MY GUN........

                                            What a great movie.
                                            "I have the need...the need...to go fast."


                                            "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                                              • tsc
                                                lifein320.blogspot.com
                                                • Oct 2000
                                                • 708
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Target Practice
                                                "I have the need...the need...to go fast."

                                                "You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Toodles, Mr. Anderson... "
                                                Such a sham(e).

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                                                  • WickeDKlowN
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                    • 3098
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Jeffy-CanCon
                                                    I've heard that most people mess it up. A long gun is very hard to hold steady from the business end. The shot tends to go out the cheek.
                                                    I can see your point about a long gun being hard to hold right, but Kurt Cobain did it while he was drugged out of his mind. It can't be that hard.
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                                                      • bull
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                        • 35
                                                        #29
                                                        Most women will not shoot themselves in the head when commiting suicide. They do not want to mess up their faces. This is not a joke and is why women rarely try to kill themselves with a gun. The one suicide that I went to where a women tried to shoot herself, she put a 357 round in her stomach. Needless to say it did not work.

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                                                          • dyeguy65
                                                            Excessive Smily User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 619
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bull
                                                            The one suicide that I went to....


                                                            should i ask?

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