Ive recently become aware of a shocking and appalling fact of life for women. As a guy, I never even thought this would be a problem in todays world, but its a terrible problem at that. Im trying to get my lady some nice... clothes. But the problem is that she is 34DD. ( 
) Yet all the bra makers in the world decided to stop making anything decent at D. Went to Victorias Secret and you have to freakin special order anything above C cup. What the heck is that??? Just about the only place she can get bras is a crappy department store, but even then its hard to get something her size because all of the DD bras they stock are 38 and larger. So I turned to almighty google for an answer. I found some bras, yes, but still not what I was looking for. Heck, I searched google for 4 hours straight. I found entire online communities devoted to women complaining about bra makers not making anything past D. I learned so much about bras in the last day that youd think I was a woman of some sort. But I digress.
What I am specifically looking for is a "backless" or clear backstrapped bra for someone of those proportions. She decided to get a backless shirt and try clubbing with those tape on thingies, and after putting 3 of them on each side the results were still not FCC approved for superbowl halftimes. So since AO collectively knows everything, where on earth can I get something like that?
) Yet all the bra makers in the world decided to stop making anything decent at D. Went to Victorias Secret and you have to freakin special order anything above C cup. What the heck is that??? Just about the only place she can get bras is a crappy department store, but even then its hard to get something her size because all of the DD bras they stock are 38 and larger. So I turned to almighty google for an answer. I found some bras, yes, but still not what I was looking for. Heck, I searched google for 4 hours straight. I found entire online communities devoted to women complaining about bra makers not making anything past D. I learned so much about bras in the last day that youd think I was a woman of some sort. But I digress. What I am specifically looking for is a "backless" or clear backstrapped bra for someone of those proportions. She decided to get a backless shirt and try clubbing with those tape on thingies, and after putting 3 of them on each side the results were still not FCC approved for superbowl halftimes. So since AO collectively knows everything, where on earth can I get something like that?
You better watch yo' self B!
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