need help with stalker

[Jakedubbleya]

damn guys dont u know u gotta be nice to retards?

and i bet u totally coulda got some sucky in less than ten minutes. course if she told anybody about it after u broke up... kiddie prison for u.

anybody know the crime for "raping" a retard w/ both parties minors?

what a gross thread

[HarrysSon]

id igore them like i do to other special ed. kids

[bam wannabe]

im going to say 2 words which will solve your problems. and this advice must work... i mean, the crazy white guy in the beginning of jurassic park was yelling it when a female velociraptor was going nuts over his coworker....

"SHOOT HER!!!"

[UltimatePaintballer]

i actually think this kid is missing/wanting her if everyday he comes on saying

"Yes, 3rd day of not seeing her!"

soon it will be

"69th day she didn't come too me, she now is going after my best friend and he says she using her mouth hands and feet...... "

dude man, you lost your chance, besides, she probably wouldn't know the difference in size, or if you sucked, BIG LOSS!

[wad04]

hahaha

[Creative Mayhem]

I've just got to say that I am really proud of AO right now.

I came in here, sights set on telling you to bone her. Then I saw that twenty other people had already beat me to it.

Bravo, AO. Bravo.

Whurred.

[Automaggot68]

I've just got to say that I am really proud of AO right now.

I came in here, sights set on telling you to bone her. Then I saw that twenty other people had already beat me to it.

Bravo, AO. Bravo.

Thus sayeth the lord.

[Alley]

You people mostly frighten me......I mean really...fear.

[wad04]

she called

NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STUPID FOUR WHEELERS AND YOUR FLIPPING CATS

[mcdkid]

just tell her you kill cats or something weird. or that your gay.

[wad04]

shes half retarted, she doesn't get it. so i told her i switch phone numbers, in which i told her my friends phone number who she calls zach.

[personman]

I dont know, I think if the next time she started talking about cats, if you said something like

Speaking of cats, I have the funniest story! Alright, the other day I was in the car with my brother (or something like that) and we were driving along, and we see this cat limping along the side of the road. So, we swerved to hit it, but the cat jumped up and hit our windshield and he flew like 50 feet up in the air and I looked in the rearview mirror and saw him hit the ground and it was SOOOOO funny. I was laughing so hard.

Or something to that effect. I think it might make her sick or something.

[RingOfScale]

personman has skills.

the fake phone # switch is good also.

or just start answering the phone "Jake's Jumbo Pizzaria, how many I take your order?"

^^ pretending to be a pizza place actually works, i did it like 5 times in a row to this one friend of mine and they totally didnt get it.

[Glickman]

"yes this is the assisted suicide helpline, how would you like to die today?"

man... need this on so many people's speed-dials





"ok sir, now you are going to insert that pill... yes... um-hum... yep, the black one labeled 'cynide'... yes... right into your rectum.... ok, great you got it? alright, thanks for calling the assisted suicide helpline, please call again"

[tranman]

no alaxandra. yippe!

Well you took the time to learn what her name was. You claimed to not know who she was but now you know her name. Sounds to me like you like the attention.