Everyone who is a fan of sports, whichever ones they may be, has a favorite sports team. Scientifically speaking, for every action there is an equal but opposite reaction, thusly implying then that everyone with a favorite team has a hated team. So who do you hate? My list of teams that I will root against in ANY situation, even if them winning would somehow win me craploads of money, is as follows:
Baseball- Yankees and Red Sox. Their collective attitude of if someone is good then buy them out has destroyed baseball. It is impossible for small market teams to hold on to the best players theyve been developing, and its disgusting. I hope Steinbrenner goes bankrupt some day.
Football- Packers and Falcons. The Packers are the devil. The only thing worse in this world than the Packers are Packers fans. I am delighted to see their precious dynasty crumbling before our eyes, though one cant help but partially respect ones nemesis. Farve is a great player. Beyond that, I hope Green Bay sinks into the lake. And Ive hated the Falcons ever since they went to the super bowl in 99. My hatred has only grown since I joined the army and have become exposed to the typical moronic Falcons fan. That and Vick is terrible. They might as well just snap the ball to Warrick Dunn every single time, theyd accomplish the same thing for a heck of a lot cheaper. That and the whole thing about Vick intentionally spreading stds is just sad.
Basketball- Well I hated the Lakers, but now theyre destroyed. So hah.
Hockey- Dallas Stars. WHY DOES TEXAS NEED A HOCKEY TEAM. They do not. They dont even know what ice is down there, as evidenced by every time the rain froze while I lived there all the Texans still drove like idiots. Add to that the fact that they took the team from MN. Absolutely unacceptable.
And theres a few more, but none so passionate as those. So, own up and let us all know who you cant stand to see win.
Baseball- Yankees and Red Sox. Their collective attitude of if someone is good then buy them out has destroyed baseball. It is impossible for small market teams to hold on to the best players theyve been developing, and its disgusting. I hope Steinbrenner goes bankrupt some day.
Football- Packers and Falcons. The Packers are the devil. The only thing worse in this world than the Packers are Packers fans. I am delighted to see their precious dynasty crumbling before our eyes, though one cant help but partially respect ones nemesis. Farve is a great player. Beyond that, I hope Green Bay sinks into the lake. And Ive hated the Falcons ever since they went to the super bowl in 99. My hatred has only grown since I joined the army and have become exposed to the typical moronic Falcons fan. That and Vick is terrible. They might as well just snap the ball to Warrick Dunn every single time, theyd accomplish the same thing for a heck of a lot cheaper. That and the whole thing about Vick intentionally spreading stds is just sad.
Basketball- Well I hated the Lakers, but now theyre destroyed. So hah.
Hockey- Dallas Stars. WHY DOES TEXAS NEED A HOCKEY TEAM. They do not. They dont even know what ice is down there, as evidenced by every time the rain froze while I lived there all the Texans still drove like idiots. Add to that the fact that they took the team from MN. Absolutely unacceptable.
And theres a few more, but none so passionate as those. So, own up and let us all know who you cant stand to see win.


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