What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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  • behemoth
    SVSTC?
    • Nov 2002
    • 7750
    #1

    What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

    DAM!
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    • bam wannabe
      one lazy mofo
      • Feb 2005
      • 417
      #2
      i actually laughed at this one more than i did for the "joke of the day" thread.... wait, i didnt even laugh at that thread.

      but this one is actually good.
      "wtf is a CKY!!??!!"
      -Don Vito

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        • behemoth
          SVSTC?
          • Nov 2002
          • 7750
          #3
          Originally posted by bam wannabe
          i actually laughed at this one more than i did for the "joke of the day" thread.... wait, i didnt even laugh at that thread.

          but this one is actually good.

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            • personman
              #4
              roflk josh is silly

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                • behemoth
                  SVSTC?
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 7750
                  #5
                  Originally posted by personman
                  roflk josh is silly
                  ..doooooonnnnntttt sniiiiif theee poooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwder!111

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                    • Target Practice
                      irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 3180
                      #6
                      Whee!


                      "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                        • -Tab
                          FKA whydoineedausername
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1929
                          #7
                          Three guys walk into a bar..............the 4th one ducks.



                          BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                          The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves. 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.


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                            • frop
                              Easily Irritated
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 751
                              #8
                              Nice to see I'm not the only one that was dropped on their head. (My mother denies it to this day, but I know better )
                              Origninally posted by warbeak2099
                              Definately extra lube. I keep two bottles at all times. Can't leave home w/o your lubricant.



                              My Feedback

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                                • Target Practice
                                  irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 3180
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by frop
                                  Nice to see I'm not the only one that was dropped on their head. (My mother denies it to this day, but I know better )
                                  As do I.


                                  "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                                    • RevBrown
                                      The uncle you dont mention
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 451
                                      #10
                                      Ok my turn


                                      What's red, orange, yellow, and looks good on a hippie.



















                                      Fire


                                      The same peron that told me the fish joke, told me the hippie joke.
                                      Fall Seven Times Stand Up Eight.


                                      Whatever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest?
                                      The kid who swallows to many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. nature knows best! - George Carlin (Napalm and Silly Putty)

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                                        • Eric Cartman
                                          []*[]
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 779
                                          #11
                                          Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


























                                          Because it was dead.
                                          Eric Cartman

                                          Respect my authoritah!

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                                            • behemoth
                                              SVSTC?
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 7750
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Eric Cartman
                                              Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



                                              Because it was dead.
                                              The Monkey, or the Tree?


                                              Hrmm, thats one you can think about...

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                                                • personman
                                                  #13
                                                  rofl fish cant talk stupid

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                                                    • ProX9
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 336
                                                      #14
                                                      Ive always wanted to say this to a kid with acne and/or oily face: If we drilled your face there wouldn't have been a war.
                                                      You better watch yo' self B!

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                                                        • SpecialBlend2786
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 4023
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by personman
                                                          rofl fish cant talk stupid
                                                          no, they just dont talk to you

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