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My Guns: chrome and black pump mag
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God I hate kids like that.
They only do it for attention and to try to impress girls.
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Leave your front door open at night, then sit inside with a gun. When they cross the threshhold, kill their asses.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.Comment
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borrow an RV, park it in your driveway, leave the door open at night with you just inside with a 12 ga., lights out. right when the first kid sticks his head inside, pump the 12 ga.(so he can hear the shell get chambered), and then tell us what happened.upgrade fund: $145
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good idea but i think i might be alittle excited with a gun. maybe hide with a cocked arm and swing, that will mean i have given 2 peaple broken noises
3 if they both try me
My Guns: chrome and black pump mag
-black 2k sniper 2
-32* vision imp with ups, ECS, reloader B
-was'd imp w/ i-frame and all ups, warp feed
-88/3000 and 48/3000 tanks
AIM: Paintball1084
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Jeez, people my age are so dumbComment
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the best way to get someone who is in your house out is to chamber a round in a 12 gauge whe they cant see u in the dark. That would scare any robber so bad theyd poo them selves on the way out.
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that sound gives me wood... LOLOriginally posted by Warewolf50
But if they had any sense, when they heard it they would shat their pants and run like hell...My FeedbackComment
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who the hell leaves $1100 lying around in their car ?!?!?<<90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot>>Comment
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Originally posted by Target Practice
thats the way uh huh uh huh i liiiike it
dont forget to leave the lights off and put one of those pully lamps next to youre rocking chair for that clicky light effect so you can see the fear in their eyes before you blow them away with ur semi automatic 6 gage.Comment
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If they're smart, they won't do anything when people are home. I suggest making it look like everyone is out somewhere. Then turn on the lights to reveal you sitting in a rocking chair with the largest shotgun you can get a hold of on your lap & a large hunting knife next to you on a coffee table. Look for any reason for you to 'fear for your life' then get cocked, locked & ready to rock.
I suggest pistolwhipping them if they try to do anything funny. Make sure you get that crazy look in your eyes then with the monstrous knife, start chopping up hot dogs in front of them. Imply that their 'hot dogs' are next, & I don't think you'll EVER have any problems with them ever again.
Or just catch them & plant some drugs on them before the cops arrive. Get them high as a kite so they don't remember anything,
EDIT: On second thought, hatchets work well too. Go all nutty & charge them. Or modify the shotgun idea w/ a chainsaw. Have someone else turn on the lights as you fire it up.
If you're really good, dress up, get some airsoft MP5s & pretend to do a SWAT raid on them.
Bind their hands, take them outside, ask them if they've seen American History X, then tell them to bite the curb. Make them if you have to, them gently press your boot on the backs or their heads. Pull back & give them a slight tap.
Somehow acquire or make a fake dead body. Lay it in the foyer, cover your face in fake blood so it drips off, then turn on the light.
If you have the resources, make a device to slam the door behind them to enhance their 'experience'.Last edited by frop; 06-19-2005, 03:13 AM.Origninally posted by warbeak2099
Definately extra lube. I keep two bottles at all times. Can't leave home w/o your lubricant.
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When they trashed the RV it was 10:30 at night and the people who lived in the house with the RV were home. The guy had that much money in his car b/c he runs some business and I guess he keeps a lot of cash with him. They also already got busted for drug possession when they got turned in by their dad. the kids have some problems but there will be bigger prolems if something of mine gets damaged.My Guns: chrome and black pump mag
-black 2k sniper 2
-32* vision imp with ups, ECS, reloader B
-was'd imp w/ i-frame and all ups, warp feed
-88/3000 and 48/3000 tanks
AIM: Paintball1084
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Sadly enough even if the state you live in has a law that if thier on your proberty you can kill them..if you were to harm them in anyway you would probably not have to deal with criminal charges but a lawsuit on the other hand..well yea since they are minors and all.kinda like people who break in houses and get attacked by dogs then they sue the owner and win..i know there has been at least one case i know of for certain that was settled that way...yea umm i dont really know what im saying anymore...good luck with your problem.Comment
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Originally posted by RingOfScale
Glad i'm not the only one who thought this as a first reaction? I mean..its a car ..... why not just put a note next to it saying take me please? Ever hear of a wallet? or maybe a bank?Comment
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QFTOriginally posted by AlleyOrigninally posted by warbeak2099
Definately extra lube. I keep two bottles at all times. Can't leave home w/o your lubricant.
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