KUNG FU really works! (vid)

[Jack & Coke]

KUNG FU vs. GANG BANGER

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00629.wmv

The ending is entertaining...

[wad04]

wow thats awesome! guy got owned

[Jack & Coke]

funny how 99% of the "Kung Fu" moves were for flash and show... but when the "real" action started, it was a simple wild hay maker from left field that ended the fight.

It would've been better if a real "kung fu" move was used to end the fight.

Still, I gotta give the guy credit. It takes huge cahonies to drop into a big bow stance like that in front of all those people! I knew that CTHD DVD was useful!

Nonetheless, it's obvious his Kung Fu training did help him in the mental game. He was not intimidated by the tough talk of the gang banger, and he was confident in his technique enough to actually try them.

[BD_Paintball]

pbnation much, like 1 week ago

[Echo419]

I was disapointed.

[tropical_fishy]

I was disapointed.

Ditto. Way too much windup. Bleh.

[Jack & Coke]

he should audition for TUF II

[MantisMag]

i saw this video not too long ago. it's pretty funny. his method of advancing is great. i love it. he seems to be pretty good at dodging and parrying, seeing as he didn't get hit. then again his opponent wasn't exactly a great fighter either which is probably why it took so long for the fight to get started. looks like the wildly flailing arms was supposed to be shaolin longfist. i'm curious as to what happened afterward though. what happened after the guy got knocked down? i wanna know dammit!

[Jack & Coke]

maybe...

choy li fut?

hung gar?

definately not wing chun...

[Jakedubbleya]

Ditto. Way too much windup. Bleh.

ooooh, funny story from my last vacation up to canada (yeah, its related, eventually)....

long story about a fight, i find fight stories to be the most interesting, if you dont.. move on to the next post

so anyway, me and this polish kid (im germanso i give him a hard time about being polish) are fishing and drinking a fine 200$ brandy around 6pm on a little beach on half moon lake right outside of edmonton. ahh, paradise (sort of buggy though).

we are both sloshed as sloshed can be, our cheeks are red and our noses are too

anyhow, some kids come along (12, 13ish) and ask us some general questions about fishing. we slur out a few words of wisdom and eventually get to inviting the kids to cast our lines out for us (cuz we are da bomb like that). 20 minutes and 10 dollars worth of tackle at the bottom of the lake later, we finally have our bobs and sinkers at prime depth.

we celebrate by giving the three kids each a dos equis, then realizing what we just did, i mutter "my god you polish people are truly irresponcible" and replace the booze w/ some gatoraides.

about twenty chill, relaxing, gratifying minutes of fish free fishing later, we get a visitor...

Apparently the kids had an older brother that had been sunbathing 100ish yards away with the rest of the beach people. he came over on the way back to his campsite...

"hey, hows it goin, you watching over my bros?"

"*hic* yuuuup *hic*"

"well im going, if something happens to my brothers ur (bad-word(s))ed!"

"hey theyre ur bros man, dont go leaving them with a complete stranger. ur the one who would be (bad-word(s))ed..." (yeah not very gracefull but remember, i was drunk, plus i did it with a bit of sarcasm)

and then....

"WHAAAAAAHT!...WHATS THAT?...WHAT?!?!?!"

now, i was stunned. here he was some five foot eight average build hispanic canadian coming up to my face over a smart *** remark. and coming up to my face is no small thing, being 6'6'' and very athletic build im rarely confronted like this.

now his wife starts screaming....

"no honey dont! dont honey dont do it!"

im bewildered, part from being in an amazing mood and part from having this smaller guy get in my face with his wife apparently thinking hes going to do me over good, i dont know what to do...?????

"hey, what the (bad-word(s)) man, what are you doing?"

"(bad-word(s)) you! im from edmonton you (bad-word(s))! you see these tatoos? you wanna go you (bad-word(s))?! im from edmonton (bad word(s))!"

this is where i started smiling. perhaps im just ignorant, and i most definitely was intoxicated, but ive never taken knowing that somebody was from an isolated mid sized canadian city as a big threat. and a few tatoos usually dont get me sitting in a corner shaking either... and quite frankly this sorta cracked me up...

"hey man, not to uh, uh, belittle *hic* youre awesomeness... but we are from the states man, so this edmonton stuff.. its really not getting you anywhere... anyway, i was just messin man, get outta here ill watch over ur brothers for u, they are cool kids, beside you dont wanna be cussing in front of your wife and little brothers like this"

*his face gets redder*

"from the states huh? you ignorant pompous (bad-word(s)) get the (bad-word(s)) out of here man!"

now, heres where the normally dormant pothead polish wonder steps in... not a very tall man, but powerfully built like his bodybuilding brother.

polish wonder: "you wanna go two on one man?"

me: "chill T"

"WHAAAT!?!... WHAT YOU SAY!!!?!?!... YOU WANNA GO?!?!?!"

PW (T): "back off"

"WHAT?!?"

*wife screaming*
the guy pushes my polish buddy back and brings his arm waaay the hell back behind him to land a blow... i knew right then that this guy was all bark and no bite. but apparently thomas wasnt about to have his day ruined by some abusive irresponcible jackass with a bad attitude (as i later found out).

polish wonder gets inside and....*wife freaking out*
*BAM!*... *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM!*

six! count them SIX! polish wonders right to the guys face, in a row.

this was nuts! id never seen thomas go like this! that poor guy! i step in like any half-rational adult would to break up the overboard confrontation with a drunken smile on my face saying "hey this guy cant fight man, let him be, ignore him".

(this is where his wife takes her litle brothers in law back to the campsite)

im holding thomas and talking to him when from behind me comes this huuuge fully cocked blow right to thomases chin... dislocates his jaw... thomas is on the ground for a few seconds, i run up to the guy, push him on his keester and yell "STAY DOWN!", thomas comes out of it, he gets on one knee i come over to see if hes ok when the other guy stands up and thomas charges himself over there like a bull horns first, they grapple for a second before five more polish wonders find their drunken mark inside this guys sloppy powershots.
...
the guy stumbles back to his campsite half blind and half lame with the two biggest goose eggs ive ever seen on anybodys forehead to boot. after i made sure thomas would be ok untill we could drive to a doctor sober in the morning we followed, to apologize to his little brothers and wife, i had a talk with his little brothers (the adrenaline had sobered me up a bit) about how irresponcible and so on things like fighting are.

needless to say, we kept fishing (but alas, to no aval).

kudos to the polish wonder for being such an irritable and absolute butt kicker!!!

yeah... big swings are bad...

/i win at extreme ranting

[bleachit]

"hey man, not to uh, uh, belittle *hic* youre awesomeness... but we are from the states man, so this edmonton stuff.. its really not getting you anywhere... anyway, i was just messin man, get outta here ill watch over ur brothers for u, they are cool kids, beside you dont wanna be cussing in front of your wife and little brothers like this"

thank you for that wonderful read. definately was amusing and worth the length. or maybe its 2:30 am and Ima lil giddy....

[steimway]

kudos to the polish wonder for being such an irritable and absolute butt kicker!!!

Great story. This is the first thing that I thought of:

[thecavemankevin]

fun video, guy certainly knew what he was doing (or atleast had a good idea). knew exactly how to dodge the flailings of the other guy. but it was funny to see a simple limp arm find its way in and lay the guy out.

perhaps after the video ended the white guy grabbed the black guy and curbed him....or perhaps he used his karate dissaplin and walked away...who knows?

[Bolter]

Check this for ninja skills

[UTDragun]

Check this for ninja skills

i saw that on college humor a while ago


back to the original vid, ive never seen such a skinny guy try to fight before