Will Sell Soul for Emag or Highest Bid

[ThePatriot]

30 bux and a box of used condoms

[Tony Arrivo]

hot damm we got a buyer!

[bond1313]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , i want it i can offer you 30.17
a half eaten bag of doritos, a never used before aol 7.0 cd, a diet pepsi, some old socks and a never used joc strap. I can include a cup if needed, they cup has been tested and works fine.

[Tony Arrivo]

hmm, you drive a hard bargain

[AutoMag Newbie]

ill give you my brain for your e-mag guys.lol

edited offensive word - you are warned - cphilip

[Tony Arrivo]

That's not funny....I'm going to have to ask you to leave my thread and never ever come back...

[ArthurDent]

ya Automag newbie dont ever come back unless you get a writen note from Tom
i will give you $32.91 my cremated cat, my living cats soul, a table leg, some peanut shells, and if you give me a warranty i will toss in a Garfield phone and a old homework paper (got a D on it hey have to make some sacrifice to paintball)

[Tony Arrivo]

hmmm. Give me Pistachio shells instead of peanut shells and you got a deal.

[AutoMag Newbie]

damn, you guys dont know how to joke, i was just kidding around, jeeze.

[Failure]

Well I went digging in my belly button and found some cheesy smelling trinkets. If you want I'll mail them to you. I'll need to put them in a ziplock bag to maintain the mountain grown aroma. Ever notice that those orange peanut butter crackers really have no shelf life? I ate a package the other day that must have been going on 4 years and it was as tasty as it would have been on day 1.

[hubadlatimmy]

I have got $35 a half full can of coke about 5 use q-tips some printer paper and half a roll of teflon tape, now thats a good deal and I might even throw in an o-ring or 2

p.s You also get my sister

[ArthurDent]

Tony arrivo the funny thing is i dont have peanut shells but i have a comtainer of Pistachio shells next to my computer along with a 10 pound bag of pistachios.....

[Miscue]

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[AllAmericanMag]

There's a place where you can sell one of your testicles for $50,000...just a thought...

[Tony Arrivo]

hahahah! send me the bag of pistachios and it's a deal!