Uhhh... One reason I'm disturbed with Germany

[RoadDawg]

Actually, thats pretty close to what I meant. Chicks start dating young over there. College polo trip to E Europe, we had a gaggle of high school age girls following us around everywhere: not just our games, they'd go out to the bars with us too.

That is because they want to come over to the land of "opportunity". My brother almost fell victim to such a ploy. (He was stationed in Germany and one young lady was getting awful serious with him) HE ended it once he got wind of what she really wanted.

[steimway]

MEGASLAM!!

Burn dude. Burn.

[SCpoloRicker]

seriosly, props to Gunga

Burn dude. Burn.

Oh there's more:

Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Nah, of course you would.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!

[PissedGodzilla]

Hey, I've seen those before.... eh maybe not... Ricker's on a ROLL!!!!!!!!!!

[Hajari13]

I hope he doesn't go all out on me, but I just wanted to say that those were two of the funniest posts ive read.

[SCpoloRicker]

I hope he doesn't go all out on me, but I just wanted to say that those were two of the funniest posts ive read.

I'll pass that along. :)

[behemoth]

Hey, I've seen those before.... eh maybe not... Ricker's on a ROLL!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE! I HAVE! a copy and paste roll

[Soopa Villain17]

49 years of prostitution , damn i bets thats like sticking yur thing is a trash bag , ewwww ,that stuff is so nasty