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  • Yogster
    CANADIAN REDNECK EH!
    • Aug 2004
    • 427
    #1

    "JOKE" Various "JOKE"

    A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

    He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
    could zip through traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
    she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    "Look," she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
    or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

    For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale...............


    Funeral Services are pending.

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    • Yogster
      CANADIAN REDNECK EH!
      • Aug 2004
      • 427
      #2
      "JOKE" Victoria's Secret "JOKE"

      A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.


      He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."


      So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. Her husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"


      He never heard the shot.


      Funeral on Friday


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        • CKY_Alliance
          Team Deranged
          • Jan 2005
          • 1695
          #3
          ba dut dut ting...yea i cant type drum noises....

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            • mcdkid
              Offical PB Ref
              • Mar 2003
              • 845
              #4
              lol nice
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                • RingOfScale
                  Americanized Thai Pancake
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 898
                  #5
                  that was pretty good :)
                  <<90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot>>

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                    • hockeynoodles020
                      #6
                      Only you yogster...only you

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                        • RingOfScale
                          Americanized Thai Pancake
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 898
                          #7
                          OUCH !!!

                          good one :)

                          U might want to considering putting these all in the same thread tho, and just make a whole thread of your jokes (edit the post, or put em in a reply?). Otherwise someone might get mad at you for having some many threads that all basically have the same purpose.
                          <<90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot>>

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                            • MoneyShot
                              Automag Lover
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 194
                              #8
                              Lol good jokes

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                                • ScatterPlot
                                  Not pop, it's all Coke
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 1960
                                  #9
                                  Two potatoes were sitting in an oven. One looks to the other and says Man, it's hot in here.

                                  The other one looked back at him and said Oh Crap a talking potato!



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                                    • RingOfScale
                                      Americanized Thai Pancake
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 898
                                      #10
                                      scatterplot, u messed that one up. It always has been two MUFFINS not two potatos, where do you come up with this stuff ?!?!?

                                      get it right next time

                                      -ring
                                      <<90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot>>

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                                        • BobTheCow
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 3832
                                          #11
                                          Okay, so there's this guy, he absolutely LOVES pink...
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                                            • Automaggot68
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BobTheCow
                                              Okay, so there's this guy, he absolutely LOVES pink...
                                              NO.

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                                                • bam wannabe
                                                  one lazy mofo
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 417
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by BobTheCow
                                                  Okay, so there's this guy, he absolutely LOVES pink...
                                                  "wtf is a CKY!!??!!"
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                                                    • slade
                                                      Carpe Noctem
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 3442
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BobTheCow
                                                      Okay, so there's this guy, he absolutely LOVES pink...
                                                      Originally posted by Automaggot68
                                                      NO.
                                                      and there is this picture, where...

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                                                        • Automaggot68
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by slade
                                                          and there is this picture, where...


                                                          Where Slade is wearing women's clothing.

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