solution to iraq (redneck joke)

[master_alexander]

this is so funny...


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas
and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given
the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of
Dale Earnhardt.


This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.


laugh all you want but no flaming.

[Kai]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAH YOU WERE RIGHT THAT SURE WAS FUNNY GIT R DONE LOL HAHAH

[BD_Paintball]

that was good

[Will Wood]

Not funny. I get it, but it's not funny.

[Maggot6]

I didn't mutter a chuckle, but then again I never do reading jokes on the internet.

[Jaan]

It would be funny if the Iraq war wasn't started by a living, breathing definition of a redneck joke.

The word is NUCLEAR ... say it with me ...

[Army]

It would be funny if the Iraq war wasn't started by a living, breathing definition of a redneck joke.


The word is NUCLEAR ... say it with me ...

Make up your mind, lefty.

Is he a complete blithering moron, or the most brilliant tactician to ever live?

If he is an idiot as you claim, then there is no way he could have gone so far in politics, life, and world history. Heck, he couldn't have ever received a Masters Degree from Harvard (contrary to popular belief, you cannot "buy" a Masters Deg.)

Or is he the smartest, craftiest, most wordly man today. After all, he masterminded an international coalition to counter the threats and murders that is consistant with islamic terrorism, and did it with full approval of the US Senate, and the US Congress...not to mention in complience with UN directives and resolutions.

So, what do we have? Idiot, or brilliance?



BTW, folks living in Texas have their own way of talking...Texans say "Y'all"....New Yorkers say "Yoo's"...Californians say "Duuuude". So shut up already with the speech jabs, it's old and boring.

[Jaan]

Make up your mind, lefty.
-snip-
So, what do we have? Idiot, or brilliance?

Idiot. There, I made up my mind.

Look, I'm a card carrying life member of the NRA and I voted *against* Gore the first time around and I voted for Dubbya's Dad too. I'm not blue state or red state but I'm not a cow either. So I have to pick a side now? Sorry, but no.

BTW, folks living in Texas have their own way of talking...Texans say "Y'all"....New Yorkers say "Yoo's"...Californians say "Duuuude". So shut up already with the speech jabs, it's old and boring.

We're not talking about local colloquialisms or simple inflections ... the guy is in charge of a nuclear arsenal and he can't say the actual word. He's not some car mechanic, he's the Commander in Chief with his finger on the button. I'll bet diamonds to dust though, that there are plenty of car mechanics in Texas who can say the word "gasoline" ... in fact, it wouldn't surprise me if the *all* could.

And it's not that he can't say the word, he refuses to learn how to say it correctly. That's his problem, it doesn't matter if it's a word, or WMD's ... he's simply incapable of admitting he's wrong. It's a joke ... a sad pathetic joke. He thinks he's the right hand of god and his crap don't stink either.

I guess you're right, it's getting old and boring ... that must be why Dubbya is going on yet another vacation in the middle of the war he started.

Speaking of redneck jokes (and to satisfy the requirements for equal time) has anyone noticed that the Bubba J. Clinton museum and library looks just like a trailer? There's a joke in there someplace

[Vex]

Speaking of redneck jokes (and to satisfy the requirements for equal time) has anyone noticed that the Bubba J. Clinton museum and library looks just like a trailer? There's a joke in there someplace

It's the "Bridge to the Future"
--I personally think it's the NICEST triple-wide I've ever seen though!

I can send you a picture, I drive by the damn thing all the time! No, I haven't been in it yet. I just can't seem to work myself up to WANTING to go. Maybe one day I'll go just so I can say that I've been there--as a historical reference; however, I can spend the $7 admission and go see a crappy movie. I'm sure I'll feel more satisfied.

[tropical_fishy]

I'm gonna kick myself for getting involved, but one of my friends sent this to me and I was thinking about how true it is:

At first glance George W. Bush and Paris Hilton have little in common. He's the leader of the free world. She's an idiot child of privilege who was frittering away her life on drunken partying before deciding, seemingly on a whim, to engage a retinue of handlers in an unaccountably successful quest to become a superstar.

How did Bush get so far in politics? Daddy's money. Karl Rove, John Ashcroft, VP Cheney, Condi Rice... I have to agree with Jaan here-- it's not that is IS or WAS wrong... but rather that he's still plugging on in the name of God rather than admitting perhaps, just perhaps, he was wrong.

[Eagle]

Wrong in what regard? About WMDs? What so few people aknowladge, is that WMDs WERE found, just not this big steaming smoking gun of a stock pile that everyone expected. About the war? How many of you have been over there? Army, SoldierzHonor, myself, and I'm sure there are one or two others here I'm forgetting. What we're doing over there is the right thing. We have freed a country of 25 million people from the yoke of a tyrant. We may not always use the right tactics, but its a learning proccess, and as often as not, as soon as we find something that works, the public cries fowl, and now we have to start again at square one. IMO, you can't support the troops without supporting the mission, and you can't support the mission without supporting the leaders.

[Steelrat]

IMO, you can't support the troops without supporting the mission, and you can't support the mission without supporting the leaders.

I am 100% behind the troops, but frankly, that kind of reasoning just isn't right. Using that kind of logic, its real easy to brand people who are anti-administration as being anti-troops. Lets not use "support the troops" as some sort of red-herring. Lets respect the men and women who fight and die each day to protect our freedom to like or dislike any aspect of the government we please.

[tropical_fishy]

What we're doing over there is the right thing. We have freed a country of 25 million people from the yoke of a tyrant. We may not always use the right tactics, but its a learning proccess, and as often as not, as soon as we find something that works, the public cries fowl, and now we have to start again at square one. IMO, you can't support the troops without supporting the mission, and you can't support the mission without supporting the leaders.

I find it interesting that you should say that. I DO support our troops. I think that the reasons we went to war were wrong, but the troops-- now that they're there-- have a job to do, and we need to support them in that. But, similarly, you said it yourself.... "We may not always use the right tactics..." by saying that, you've acknowledged that there were things that were done wrong. You've done more than our president by ADMITTING that some of the tactics were wrong.

Now, granted, I'm just a stupid 17 y/o girl with a lot less life experience than a lot of people, but that doesn't make me naive. One of the wonderful things about America is that hey, I don't HAVE to like or support the president. He's not my president. I didn't vote him in, I don't like his policies, socially or fiscally.

No, I haven't fought. And if I were of age, I wouldn't fight. It's pointless to have women in the armed forces... if I were to join the army I'd expect to be put out on the front lines with my male counterparts. It infuriates me that, should I become military, I'll end up doing the grunt work because I'm female. Whoa, tangent.

[Army]

OK, I'll take the hit on this getting to political (and likely ugly).

I'm closing it before I get all non-PC on people.....that wouldn't be pretty.