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  • Jaan
    It's Pronounced *John*

    • Apr 2005
    • 1310
    #1

    D&D meets MST3K

    Someone brought up "Chick Tracts" in the Kansas School Board thread ... anyone who's not familiar with them, well, count yourself lucky. Anyway, if you like D&D or MST3K, or both you'll love this spoof of the "Dark Dungeon" Chick Tract ...

    Mystery Science Theater: Dark Dungeons!
    http://www.rpglibrary.org/inspiration/darkdungeons/index.html
    mystery science theater 3000, dark dungeons, tract, jack chick, mst3k, dungeons & dragons, role playing game, humor, parody, satanism, satan, witch, conspiracy, religion,role,play,playing,roleplaying,role-playing,game,rpg


    Crow: Woo. This is going to be the best Homecoming bonfire ever!
    Mike: Burn the satanic checker board!
    Tom: I thought only witches dance around fires?
    Mike: It depends on what you are burning.
    Crow: If you are a witch then you burn wood from a sacred grove each Belatane.
    Mike: If you are a paranoid Christian then you burn witches.
    Tom: (in a bad British accent) And what do we burn besides witches? More witches!
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    • Load SM5
      Scruffy Administrator

      • Oct 2000
      • 6772
      #2
      Joel was better than Mike.....


      Moorewatch

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        • personman
          #3
          haha chick tracts are funny.

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            • Jonneh
              A nice fellow.
              • May 2001
              • 990
              #4
              That was pretty unnecessary, the writing wasn't really as funny as any of the shows that I've seen (my favourite is Space Mutiny), and anyone with some sense can see that Jack Chick tracts are hilarious on their own.

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                • Jaan
                  It's Pronounced *John*

                  • Apr 2005
                  • 1310
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Jonneh
                  That was pretty unnecessary, the writing wasn't really as funny as any of the shows that I've seen (my favourite is Space Mutiny), and anyone with some sense can see that Jack Chick tracts are hilarious on their own.
                  Well, I must admit, not much in this world is funnier than the Antichrist depicted as the Pope

                  All those years in Catholic school, I never knew they started Islam to get rid of Jews. Maybe I just didn't reach the right level of alter boy Illuminati.

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                    • steimway
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 187
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Load SM5
                      Joel was better than Mike.....
                      How dare you! Mike4Life!

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                        • Load SM5
                          Scruffy Administrator

                          • Oct 2000
                          • 6772
                          #7
                          Originally posted by steimway
                          How dare you! Mike4Life!
                          Sorry I'm oldschool MST3K. Joel, the original Crow, Dr Forrester and TV's Frank. I liked the other seasons too, but Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl did'nt do it for me bad guy wise.


                          Moorewatch

                          If you read this, thank a teacher.
                          If you read this in English, thank a soldier.

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                            • steimway
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 187
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Load SM5
                              Sorry I'm oldschool MST3K. Joel, the original Crow, Dr Forrester and TV's Frank. I liked the other seasons too, but Bobo, Brain Guy and Pearl did'nt do it for me bad guy wise.
                              I hated the badguy trio as well, but I guess I just didn't appreciate Joel's deadpan delivery sometimes. Most likely because I started watching the show in 1996-97, way after Joel had escaped.

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