Physically, what is the most painful experience in your life.

[scrumpy]

I busted my leg skiing, both bones right in half. As if that wasn't bad enough I freaked out and tried to stand up and walk it off - bad idea. My leg buckled and I fell back on my ***.

[MadPSIence]

I was quadding and I hit a rut left by some teenagers out 4x4ing when the mud was wet. I was doing about 40mph when I hit it.. when I hit my quad stuck into the rut.. stopping instantly. I was ejected about 10-12 feet straight up and landed PERFECTLY vertical.............. but upside down I landed on my head and neck... my midsection twisted horribly and I bent like a folding chair because I landed vertical and my body needed to get to the ground somehow.... I buised my kidney, bruised 2 ribs, cracked 2 ribs, pinched a nerve in my neck, knocked 2 ribs and 4 vertebrae out.. and hit my leg on something nasty.

My first instinct was my neck and back... I had an excruciating but WIERD pain/dullness in my lower spine and my first thought was that I had broken my spine. So the first thing I did was jump to my feet on an adrenaline rush and take 2-3 steps just to know it wasn't broken. I did that then resumed to fall back to the ground in agonizing pain and roll around alone for about 15 minutes before I finally had the ability to literally drag myself thru the dirt... onto the quad.. start it and pretty much drag myself home in first gear while hanging over the handlebars.

[Will Wood]

Probably being forced to walk on my leg right after a surgery being in the point of pain I coughed up blood.
Or maybe the time my mom made me walk 20 meters on a broken leg before I could eat dinner.
Or maybe one of 5 times I broke my leg.
Or maybe the time I fell out of a tree and landed head first on a rock wall.
Or maybe the other time I cracked my head open during Hurrican Hugo.
Or...
Oh crap, my life IS pain...

[maxama10]

owwww
hmm the worst for me either on my minnesota conoeing trip when i went to jump on a wet log like an idiot and i slipped and fell on a stump about the width of a nalgene and it half went up my *** or when i broke my wrist skiing....which wasnt too painfull actually
or the time in wyoming coming down a hill on a dirtbike and fornt tire gets stuck in a rut and i fly off and bike follows and land on my legs..... that one hurt pretty bad
oh this is pretty bad too when i was in like kindergarten i bit a hole in my tounge....

[Jaan]

Bad car accident, concussion ... a year in bed but the worse part was the migraine I had for the first 3 months. Migraines are bad enough but day after day after day after day is indescribable.

[Indignant]

I've never broken a bone. But the worst pain I have ever had is being headbutted in the nuts by someone that was jumping on a trampoline. I was just chilling there on the ground beside the trampoline and the person fell off and landed with the back of their head RIGHT on my nuts. It was unimaginably painful.

[master_alexander]

for me it was either

flipping my bike over 360*, on my side (not over the handlebars) that hurt alot, i could feel my left arm for 3 days.


the other things is when i jumped off of the swingset and was gonna land on a pole like a cowboy, thank god i didnt sit straight down and crush my balls. but i landed on my butt crack and it hurt to crap for a while, and sit down.

or the time i was skimboarding and i fell on my butt (yea... it was either that or do the splits) and it knocked the wind out of me for about a minute and a half where i couldnt breathe. worst dull/long pain i have ever had...

[Eric Cartman]

Kidney stone is by far the most painful thing in the world. They say it rivals childbirth. Mine made me crumple to the floor, and it was a TINY one that passed relatively easily.

Ditto that! Absolutely horrendous pain. On the other hand, an abcessed root canal gone wrong is pretty horrible as well. Don't know if I can choose between 'em. I hope I never get the opportunity to re-evaluate.

[Vircolac]

Gotta agree with Thordic....

Kidney stones suck. You can FEEL them moving through you, and the experience leaves you sweating and weak.

The last painful one I had got stuck for a second in my unit, the urine stopped, then it recoiled and a little rock shot out and ricocheted of the toilet.

You can all now have a very good laugh at my expense. Don't mention it! Happy to be of service!

[kosmo]

Mine takes the cake for sure. So there I was in a bar in Korea, drunk off my arse. I thought it would be a good idea to order "thermo-nuclear" ramen noodles because I like spicy food and wanted to try something new. Well since I was drunk I ate it all no problem. But it was with out a doubt the spiciest stuff Ive eaten. The problem didnt come then though. The problem came with my bodies inability to properly digest it. The next day I was wiping my butt with those baby wipes with aloe vera, screaming and crying the whole time. It felt like I sat in a fire. It was terrible.

[bam wannabe]

i was skitching my friends SUV with my skateboard... he was doing 40 something, i hit a pebble....

board stopped moving, i was still holding onto the vehicle. my feet ran at 40 MPH for 0.22222222 seconds. so i have the right to say i once ran at 40 MPH

anywho, as my legs finally stopped keeping up with my upper body, i came down onto my right knee, and the upper body went slamming down to the ground... luckily i did a tuck-and-roll and missed hitting my head. but i slid on my back for about 6 or 8 feet across the road before finally rolling across the grass. my shirt was ripped apart, and my whole back was a giant scab... that was awesome!

oh, and this one time... i was once again skitching onmy friends SUV with my skateboard, and he just hit the breaks when he was doing about 30 MPH, so i went rolling one... got massive wheel wobble, luckily i headed into the grass... WRONG!
i tubled across the grass and had my legs wrap around and stop sign pole... crushing my balls.

what fun that was. and for the record... i dont skitch anymore

[RoadDawg]

Not really a painful experience but...

I was in 4th grade and was playing "touch" football in school. Got slammed hard from behind and was left temporarily paralized for 7 hours. Pinched a nerve and it caused me to loose all feeling and control from my shoulders down. Didn't hurt, because I couldn't feel anything. Darn scary though.

[Miscue]

I was doing my side job stuff... and my client said: "Mama's gonna hurt you something fierce tonight."

[B.A.M.]

i have two. Ones mine and ones my buddy.
Mine is when i was 10 i got my hand slammed in a car door. Broke 3 fingers.
My friend tom was climing a fence when it was snowing out. He slipped and got 16 stiches in the worst place possible if you get my drift . He couldnt walk right for 2 months

[tropical_fishy]

Either dislocating all the fingers on my right hand or a broken rib right over my lungs. Dislocating the fingers on your working hand sucks causeyou can't DO anything with them. If you move, it's really intense pain all over again. Broken rib hurt to breathe. I've been pretty lucky with injuries thus far.