Pirate Joke -- As Promised -- ARRGH!

[behemoth]

Alright, two whales were swimming along and see a ship.

One says to the other "Lets go swim under that ship, and blow our blowholes, and tip the ship over."

the second whale agrees, and they swim over to the ship, blow, and swim away.

Looking back, they see the sailors swiming around the ship. The first whale says "Ya know what would be REALLY funny? eating all those sailors"

The second whale replies "I agreed to the blowjob, but im not swallowing any seamen"


---YARR!

disclaimer: this joke has NOTHING to do with pirates.

[atm743]

muahahahahhaha



that made my day

good one.


were did you find that or come up with that ??

[Jonneh]

That was awful, now for a true weak pirate joke

On the high seas there was a Fearsome Pirate named Terrible Dan. He was feared throught the high seas due to his terrible temper and vicious fighting style.

One day the cabin boy came up to Terrible Dan after shinning up the Mizzen mast. He goes to Terrible Dan 'I was up the mast! And there was a fleet of british corsairs here to arrest you!'

Terrible Dan says, 'Arr, nay problem laddy. Get me my Red Shirt' The cabin boy goes 'The red shirt, why is that?' So Terrible Dan goes 'Arr, tis simple. So if I am wounded in the fighting the men won't lose heart for the fight'

Next comes up a midshipman and says 'The British, they have 10 of the finest ships I have seen, with many guns fore and aft' So Terrible dan goes 'You cowardly dog, arr.. Fetch me my stoutest boots. And be quick before I slit ya gizzards' The midshipman goes 'Why your stoutest boots' So Terrible dan says ' So I can grind those English Dogs into the deck... Arrrr For Sure'

Next Comes The Ships Navigator, looking very worried and says 'I hate to tell you this, but the men have deserted! They all jumped overboard!' So Terrible Dan says ' Shiver my Timbers. Those traitorous lily-livered cads... Get me my brown trousers!'

[Creative Mayhem]

My lame Pirate joke....

Captain says to first mate, "Arrrrgh Billy! You ever been sucked out to sea?"

Billy replies "No Cap'n... but I have been blown ashore."


No that that's said.. I will get ready for the beatdown.

Oh, and in before the lock!



*at least get it right before I ban you . Army*

[Kevmaster]

Arrrrrr

[Vex]

The first mate says to the captain; "You know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of yer pants?"
The captain replies; "Arrgh, and it's driving me nuts!"

[bofh]

A vetern Pirate, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a eye patch, was gazing out at sea.
A younger pirate, came up and asked him, "How did you lose your leg?"
The Vetern replied, "I was fighting off alligators, and one of the beasts bite off me leg. I grabed my own leg out of the beasts mouth, and beat the gator to death with it."

The younger pirate asked "Wow, and Your hand?"

"Twas shot off by canon fire before we got boarded by the english, I tired a cutless to the stump, and we fought off the boarders."

The younger pirate is amazed. "What about your eye?"

"I was gazing at a seagul, which are a good omen, and then the bird pooped in my eye."

"That's it? Surely bird poop isn't that dangerous?"

"Nay it's not." the vetern said, as he tapped his hook on the railing. "But it was my first day with the hook"

[bam wannabe]

a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

[-=Squid=-]

muahahahahhaha



that made my day

good one.


were did you find that or come up with that ??

You would find that funny.

[Alley]

Well, seeing as the disclaimer is for those who were in AO Canda listening to Thor tell the "pirtate" joke.......when he realized that the joke had nothing to do with pirates was the actual joke...the joke itself was rather lame.

A bit of inside info that would help you all to figure out the real reason behind it

[BobTheCow]

Well, seeing as the disclaimer is for those who were in AO Canda listening to Thor tell the "pirtate" joke.......when he realized that the joke had nothing to do with pirates was the actual joke...the joke itself was rather lame.

A bit of inside info that would help you all to figure out the real reason behind it

It was even funnier hearing him butcher the joke entirely at Legends.

HEY, HEY I KNOW YOU, I'VE SEEN YOU IN VIDEO GAMES!!

[Thordic]

That was the story, BTK, about how I totally killed that joke at Legends. Although, the Legends version may have been funnier due to the situation. But I can't remember.

[Creative Mayhem]

That was the story, BTK, about how I totally killed that joke at LegeBut nds. Although, the Legends version may have been funnier due to the situation. I can't remember.

Sounds familiar... I'm pretty sure there were more than a few peeps that don't remember much from that night LOL

[BobTheCow]

I remember!! ...I think...