So I hit a deer going 70 mph.

[-=Squid=-]

... Godamnit...

[BD_Paintball]

good work, i want to see the car

[ultralight]

ouch, sorry to hear it. anything left? antlers, useable meat, car?

hope you're ok.

and i definitely want to see pics.

did it look anything like this?

[Big'n slo]

McCormick Montreal Steak Seasoniong

[Ole Unka Phil]

Boy howdy.... Thats one fast Deer!

[SCpoloRicker]

*snort*

[behemoth]

Boy howdy.... Thats one fast Deer!

da-dum- ting!

[phantomhitman]

i have had 2 run into me on each side of my truck, and 1 run in front and played tag with my bumper.
end result was 3 concusions for the deers.

[-=Squid=-]

No pics, I can try tonight. I was just driving along and the little bastard jumped out in front of me. Rolled over the top of my car, and pretty much demolished the front of my car.

amazingly didn't break my windshield.

That's really all, just thought I'd fill everyone in. Gonna cost a smooth $3900 to fix.

[rkjunior303]

Did the deer have insurance?

[-=Squid=-]

Of course the deer (assuming you are talking about me) has insurance.

However, for undisclosed reasons, this deer shall be paying for these damages out of pocket.

[rkjunior303]

ouch.

that's alot of macroline.

[-=Squid=-]

3900 feet of it.

But I don't sell that anymore... at least for paintball use.

[Automaggot68]

ouch, sorry to hear it. anything left? antlers, useable meat, car?

hope you're ok.

You obviously don't know Nick.
I hope you owned that Deer, Nick.

[-=Squid=-]

I seriously went to look for it so I could kick its dick in, but sadly, it was nowhere to be found.

I assume it's lying in misery, all ****ed up from my Stratus-phere.

Seriously, these past couple of days haven't harbored much good.