Jonneh, I Am Calling You Out Again.

[Target Practice]

Oh yeah, Jonneh??


You sold your soul to a submarine, and gained very little in return.

Except maybe a bunch of seamen.

[Jonneh]

I'd say that those Pogs were totally worth it, it was still a way better deal than when you tried to buy all the water on the planet with the time machine blueprints that a hobo told you because he thought you were Donald Trump.

[Kai]

What you are forgeting is that at the time I encountered that hobo, I WAS Donald Trump.

So, long story short, I talked that fit girl into hoppin' in the sack, shagged her, and then didn't even return her calls. *high five*

Plus, you are just jealous that I can kick a football further than you.

[Jonneh]

So, long story short, I talked that fit girl into hoppin' in the sack, shagged her, and then didn't even return her calls. *high five*

For the benefit of third party readers, I will explain a small part of my and Kais' secret internet code.

• fit girl means "corn merchant"
• sack (in this context) would mean "anime convention"
• shagged it pretty difficult to translate, if you imagine a hamster trying to destroy a filing cabinet full of coal, loosely it means 'to attack fruitlessly'
• calls means "corn"

Yeah Kai you think you're all cool with your british sounding words, but I bet you couldn't eat an entire beehive.

[SCpoloRicker]

I am the bees knees, you wanker.

/Blimey?

[Target Practice]

RIGHT-O CHAPS

[Automaggot68]

I am the bees knees, you wanker.

/Blimey?

[Kai]

For the benefit of third party readers, I will explain a small part of my and Kais' secret internet code.

• fit girl means "corn merchant"
• sack (in this context) would mean "anime convention"
• shagged it pretty difficult to translate, if you imagine a hamster trying to destroy a filing cabinet full of coal, loosely it means 'to attack fruitlessly'
• calls means "corn"

Yeah Kai you think you're all cool with your british sounding words, but I bet you couldn't eat an entire beehive.

Whatever, you are a corn convention, fgt.

I may not be able to eat a beehive, but at least my mom doesn't sell toasters for a living.

[SCpoloRicker]

-or-

[Automaggot68]

I heard that Jonneh can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog.

[neppo1345]

I eat babies....

[Automaggot68]

I eat babies....

You weren't invited.

[Target Practice]

A rabbi, a priest, and Jonneh walk into a bar. The rabbi and the priest get a roundhouse kick to the face.

[Automaggot68]

A rabbi, a priest, and kai walk into a bar. The rabbi and the priest get a roundhouse kick to the face.

Fixed.

[SCpoloRicker]

A rabbi, a priest, and Jonneh walk into a bar. The rabbi and the priest get a roundhouse kick to the face.

Jonneh left the bar?!?