so a friend of mind found this site about weird storys about Chuck Norris that i thought you guys/girls would get a kick out of. sorry if it's a re-post, i haven't visted in awhile.
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haha, I love that. Here is the sight it comes from, it gets updated every once in a while.
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it might be a bit funner if i knew who the hell chuck norris was.
/doesnt know celebrities.
//J. Lo who?
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You don't know who Chuck Norris is?! Walker, Texas Ranger?
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NO f'n WAY...that must mean you're like totally famous...Originally posted by xmetal2001
no, really...nice story...seriously
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well... ive heard of Walker, Texas Ranger in standup comedy, thats about it...Originally posted by xmetal2001 xvalve, ule body, logic vert frame, WWA barrel
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hello...
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Chuck Norris is bad arse in a Vietnam movie type killing evil people and freeing those they have taken prisoner way."Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
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I'm not buying that you don't know who Chuck is. You may not know what he looks like (doubtful) but you have definitely heard of him; unless you live in Sudbury, Mass...Originally posted by slade"Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
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OMG, howd you know where i live?!Originally posted by phazeshifter
actually, the first time ive heard the name chuck norris (or at least can remember hearing it) was in that thread just a few days ago where alpha posted a picture of him. the second time was here. xvalve, ule body, logic vert frame, WWA barrel
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Wow. Then again, you are rather young, and unless you actually watched Walker: Texas Ranger; then I suppose that you wouldn't know who he is. It's not like he's a big player at the box office anymore.Originally posted by sladeOMG, howd you know where i live?!
actually, the first time ive heard the name chuck norris (or at least can remember hearing it) was in that thread just a few days ago where alpha posted a picture of him. the second time was here.
Check out some of his flicks though:
Missing in Action
Delta Force
Code of Silence
Good Guys Wear Black
Forced Vengence
Just to name a few. Actually, probably his best. Not the greatest movies ever, but entertaining to say the least.
The dude also held his own against Bruce Lee, if that counts for anything.
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He is one of the original pupils of bruce lee also.my feedback
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he's also one of the only people to beat bruce lee in competition.
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really?! I never heard about that. Bruce Lee could dominate anyone in my opinion, and I thought he was undefeated as a fighter. I have only seen one real fight of his and it was ugly for the other guy...
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Negative.Originally posted by rkjunior303
Norris studied under Lee, but he never beat him.
Here is the fight between Lee and Norris at the Colliseum in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Lee vs. NorrisLast edited by Vex; 11-13-2005, 01:12 AM."Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
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