looks like its time for the afghanistan night be4 christmas!

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  • oneworld
    i poke badgers with spoons
    • May 2004
    • 1584

    #1

    looks like its time for the afghanistan night be4 christmas!

    well every year i have posted this.. and its close to the christmas season.. so here you go




    'Twas the night before Payback and all through the Land,
    They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
    Osama's been praying, he's down on his Knees,
    He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.

    He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
    But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
    We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
    And we'll kick your butt, with one heavy Boot.

    And yes we remember the USS Cole,
    And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
    You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
    You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.

    And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
    And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
    You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
    They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.

    Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
    He came very close, to his final Breath.
    So come out and prove it, that you are a Man,
    Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.

    They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
    And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
    They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
    Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

    Osama I wrote this especially for You,
    For airmail delivery by B-52.
    You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
    Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile.

    I will not be sorry to see your *** Go.
    It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show



    i dunno who worte this.. but i thought i would share!
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  • BD_Paintball
    UW-Whitewater Paintball
    • May 2003
    • 2268

    #2
    thats sweet
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    • kosmo
      KaPTaiN KeNNy
      • Dec 2000
      • 1642

      #3
      BAhahaha, he pokes badgers with spoons and the first guy to respond is a UW cheesehead. Regardless of whatever fake mascot your fake school has youre still a badger. Im glad I noticed that to take my mind off of all the things that I hate about that poem. Its cute though.
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      • tropical_fishy
        KART
        • Oct 2004
        • 1017

        #4
        I tried to read this, I really did.

        I couldn't get past the awful rhyme scheme.

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        • oneworld
          i poke badgers with spoons
          • May 2004
          • 1584

          #5
          Originally posted by kosmo
          BAhahaha, he pokes badgers with spoons and the first guy to respond is a UW cheesehead. Regardless of whatever fake mascot your fake school has youre still a badger. Im glad I noticed that to take my mind off of all the things that I hate about that poem. Its cute though.


          bahahahaha... i would have never noticed that. lol
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          • Automaggot68

            #6
            Originally posted by oneworld
            bahahahaha... i would have never noticed that. lol
            Your poem sucked.

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            • oneworld
              i poke badgers with spoons
              • May 2004
              • 1584

              #7
              Originally posted by Automaggot68
              Your poem sucked.

              i didnt wright it fool. read the end.
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              • tropical_fishy
                KART
                • Oct 2004
                • 1017

                #8
                Originally posted by oneworld
                i didnt wright it fool. read the end.
                That woosh was the sound of the point flying over your head.

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                • oneworld
                  i poke badgers with spoons
                  • May 2004
                  • 1584

                  #9
                  Originally posted by tropical_fishy
                  That woosh was the sound of the point flying over your head.


                  what woosh?
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                  • BD_Paintball
                    UW-Whitewater Paintball
                    • May 2003
                    • 2268

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kosmo
                    BAhahaha, he pokes badgers with spoons and the first guy to respond is a UW cheesehead. Regardless of whatever fake mascot your fake school has youre still a badger. Im glad I noticed that to take my mind off of all the things that I hate about that poem. Its cute though.
                    its a good thing i go to WHITEWATER, and cheezeheads root for the packers. im a Bears fan. you are hitting 1.00 on that one
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                    • SCpoloRicker
                      HA HA I'm custom!!1
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4375

                      #11
                      Wow, what an awesome thread!
                      God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                      • kosmo
                        KaPTaiN KeNNy
                        • Dec 2000
                        • 1642

                        #12
                        I specifically addressed the "whitewater" issue in my previous post. And anyone in any way, shape, or form, involved in cheesedom is a cheesehead. Cheeseheads that root for the packers are just worse. But you did get one thing right. I am hitting 1.00. That would be a perfect batting average by the way.
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