rant: Women

[Pacifist_Farmer]

"White poeple like Wayne Brady, becuase he makes Brian Gumble look like Malcom X"

[gc82000]

"Ladies and Gentlemen it now official. Condaleeza Rice and Colin Powell are now white. And OJ is black again."

[anomoly40]

"Condeleeza Rice seems like something that will give me the Colin Powell"

[kosmo]

"It was Oprah. Shes pregnant with our baby. Muahahahahahahahaha."

[gc82000]

"I wish I had four hands. So I can give your tiities four thumbs down."

What did fivew fingers say to the face? SLAP.

[Miscue]

All you have to do is touch them... and be reminded to how soft they are... and everything makes sense. For a moment you forget about how they are so jacked up in the head.

Remember kids... women feel really good. That's why we love them.

[Commissar_Loki]

Remember kids... women feel really good. That's why we love them.

That and boobies :P


-Butch

[tropical_fishy]

All you have to do is touch them... and be reminded to how soft they are... and everything makes sense. For a moment you forget about how they are so jacked up in the head.

Remember kids... women feel really good. That's why we love them.

Then us womens must be complete morans. Men aren't soft. What do we get out of it? No man, no matter how much he thinks a girl could do "better" than him, should have to put up with BS from his girlfriend, let alone his friend. It's just not right. Men are people too, not the mindless, brainless sex machines some people make them out to be. She wasn't even your girlfriend and she acted this way? No good. Imagine how she would have been if she HAD been your girlfriend? Yikes.

[Aggressive Rooster]

"condalangus rice.sounds like a mexican dish maybe we should send her down to mexico and let the mexicans eat her"

[quik]

Condeleeza rice is nice, but i prefer a-roni.

[gc82000]

No man, no matter how much he thinks a girl could do "better" than him, should have to put up with BS from his girlfriend, let alone his friend. It's just not right. Men are people too, not the mindless, brainless sex machines some people make them out to be. She wasn't even your girlfriend and she acted this way? No good. Imagine how she would have been if she HAD been your girlfriend? Yikes.

We are also alcoholics, lest we not forget. (sarcasm) And I got a soft belly that is good for lying on, until I tell you to move.

Thank you for this statement.

[Miscue]

Then us womens must be complete morans. Men aren't soft. What do we get out of it? No man, no matter how much he thinks a girl could do "better" than him, should have to put up with BS from his girlfriend, let alone his friend. It's just not right. Men are people too, not the mindless, brainless sex machines some people make them out to be. She wasn't even your girlfriend and she acted this way? No good. Imagine how she would have been if she HAD been your girlfriend? Yikes.

Absolutely not. Women are quite adept at the art of manipulation and mind games. The really smart ones can be difficult to completely figure out.

I have only portions of their methodologies understood. It's kinda like an outsider figuring out the rules of D&D from observation alone, without using a rule book.

But that's why I keep a dungeon master around. I'll ask my friend... "She did this and that, what is your interpretation?" And she will spell it out for me.

BTW... "moran" is supposed to have two Os.

[Hexis]

BTW... "moran" is supposed to have two Os.

"Mooran"?

[tropical_fishy]

Absolutely not. Women are quite adept at the art of manipulation and mind games. The really smart ones can be difficult to completely figure out.

I have only portions of their methodologies understood. It's kinda like an outsider figuring out the rules of D&D from observation alone, without using a rule book.

But that's why I keep a dungeon master around. I'll ask my friend... "She did this and that, what is your interpretation?" And she will spell it out for me.

BTW... "moran" is supposed to have two Os.

I know moron is supposed to have two O's . That was what made the statement more amusing. http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/morans.jpg

Absolutely not to what? Were you agreeing with me or disagreeing? I stand by what I said-- no man should but up with BS from a female just because they think she's "above" them.

[Kai]

When my women get lippy, I pop 'em in the eye. Nothing like a bruise around the see-hole to soften up a woman's heart.