What the heck is this 'Chuck Norris' stuff?

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  • zaqwert6
    Nobody Special
    • Aug 2003
    • 108
    #31
    No one works 'for' chuck Norris...

    Chuck Norris doesn't need any help....with anything...ever.

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      • CodeMA
        ...yep...
        • Jun 2003
        • 1455
        #32
        ahah....gotta love society....really...

        Anyway... back in my school boy days....not so long ago..... the priniples son who worked with Dallas county did a lot of consulting work for the WTR guys...and was always bringing stuff in to give to us when he did subsitute teaching stuff.....


        Currently mumsy works with one of Chucks stunt doubles as well....the resemblence is uncanny...


        Now dont we all feel better about life...with our daily dose of Chuck Norris banter and 'izms'
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          • Coralis
            Hyper Micro
            • Aug 2005
            • 1285
            #33
            Saw this on Yahoo about the whole Chuck Norris hoopla

            http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060114/en_celeb_eo/18154

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              • mr.mag218
                just plain registered

                • Jan 2005
                • 577
                #34
                i think i came up with one thats pretty funny "chuck norris is so good, he screams his own name during sex." unless thats already one, in which case mine is funnier

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                  • FooTemps
                    HURRRR
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 6702
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Recon by Fire
                    You guys recall that cave thread? Those guys were scared of that monster in the cave. The monster in the cave is terrified of Chuck Norris
                    Actuaully, you got it wrong. The monster WAS Chuck Norris. He saw the cavers going in so he decided to screw with their heads.

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                      • onedude36
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 943
                        #36
                        'Chuck Norris can divide by zero.' I still have to tell that to my Calc teacher.
                        "Don't stoned i'm shoot" -someoneiforget

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                          • thecavemankevin
                            the living un-banned
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 4346
                            #37
                            funny flash movie the ultimate showdown where chuck meets his demise!!!!


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                              • neppo1345
                                I Will Eat Your Children..
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 1913
                                #38
                                LIES

                                Chuck will find you all...

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                                  • ramennoodles
                                    hi.
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 1044
                                    #39
                                    They had a song about chuck norris on SNL saturday night.

                                    -Isaac.

                                    /"Chuck Norris Laughs when he hears people say that B.C. stands for 'Before Christ'"
                                    //^That one was mine

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                                      • gmp211
                                        Gun Whore Extrodenair
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 270
                                        #40
                                        Chuck Norris and make your bleed internally....Just by looking at you....

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                                          • ramennoodles
                                            hi.
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 1044
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by gmp211
                                            Chuck Norris and make your bleed internally....Just by looking at you....
                                            What?

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