letter to nicad (a joke)

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  • whistl3r
    you aren't your gun
    • Oct 2005
    • 160

    #1

    letter to nicad (a joke)




    dear nicad,
    I just had a couple of questions to ask you and a few things to explain. I would like a heavier frame on my automag. it feels a little light. i guess i could fill it with things since it is hollow.. but i don't really know what to fill it with, or how to fill it. i'm not that smart. someone told me you filled your frame with things to make it heavier. if i sent my frame to you, could you fill it with the same things? how much would you charge to make my frame heavier? thank you very much!!

  • kosmo
    KaPTaiN KeNNy
    • Dec 2000
    • 1642

    #2
    Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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    • bleachit
      Conturbo et Ledo
      • May 2003
      • 1410

      #3
      Originally posted by whistl3r



      dear nicad,
      I just had a couple of questions to ask you and a few things to explain. I would like a heavier frame on my automag. it feels a little light. i guess i could fill it with things since it is hollow.. but i don't really know what to fill it with, or how to fill it. i'm not that smart. someone told me you filled your frame with things to make it heavier. if i sent my frame to you, could you fill it with the same things? how much would you charge to make my frame heavier? thank you very much!!


      get some depleted uranium and pack it in the frame.. that should give you the weight you are looking for.
      "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
      AGD

      "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
      Blackweenie

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      • Muzikman
        Everything AGD
        • Dec 2000
        • 6229

        #4
        What the hell? Did I miss the punchline?

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        • whistl3r
          you aren't your gun
          • Oct 2005
          • 160

          #5
          since i can't ask nicad to install a hair trigger in my frame.. im asking him to "put things in my frame to make it heavier".

          i thought more people would get it.

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          • thecavemankevin
            the living un-banned
            • Feb 2001
            • 4346

            #6
            Originally posted by whistl3r
            since i can't ask nicad to install a hair trigger in my frame.. im asking him to "put things in my frame to make it heavier".

            i thought more people would get it.
            perhaps if the hair hadnt diead like two years ago then maybe more people would have been able to read between the lines


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            • Muzikman
              Everything AGD
              • Dec 2000
              • 6229

              #7
              umm, I still don't get it, but I'll humor you anyway.

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              • Phantom_Mag
                MLHeld.com

                • May 2002
                • 948

                #8
                So, hair meaning light, and heavy meaning,...heavy?

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                • Steelrat
                  I meant to...uh, nevermind
                  • May 2003
                  • 5375

                  #9


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                  • behemoth
                    SVSTC?
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 7750

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steelrat
                    I was thinking that too...

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                    • Dark Side
                      RPG Fan Club President
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 1212

                      #11

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                      • Gtask8
                        ROCK ON!
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 247

                        #12
                        ... ...

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                        • bleachit
                          Conturbo et Ledo
                          • May 2003
                          • 1410

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Phantom_Mag
                          So, hair meaning light, and heavy meaning,...heavy?

                          negatory
                          "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
                          AGD

                          "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
                          Blackweenie

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                          • sol tank
                            I love pink...
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 220

                            #14
                            since hair project was cancelled the joke equals

                            heavier=install the hair project...derr

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