Day Zero, after doomsday, what do you do

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  • GT
    Automag?
    • Dec 2001
    • 5786

    #1

    Day Zero, after doomsday, what do you do

    I saw this post on one of the knife forums : http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=385363


    wright, so here's a scenario for ya'....


    Doomsday done come an' gone- the nukes were launched, the Islamo Fascist Zombies from China were loosed, and the cork done been popped on all of them nasty gasses and chemicals.

    All them countless hours you've spent postin' on the gun and knife forums about just such a scenario have paid off. It just so happens that all of this happened while you were in the den perfecting a post to REALLY give someone the what fer about a Sebenza, Strider, Emerson, Liner Lock, or tip up carry knife, and were so absorbed in your mission you didn't even notice the mushroom clouds on the horizon or the Chinese speaking flesh eating zombies roaming your neighborhood.

    scratchin' yer head in bewilderment, ya' figure it's time to pack up the family and a couple of essentials, and move off somewhere a little more rural, away from them darn flesh eatin' zombies. (who the heck was asleep at the border when these guys snuck in anyways?!)

    So...after packing up your entire eighty pounds of knife collection, you consider that perhaps you should make get rid of the essentials and make room for some luxury items...food...water...sleeping bag...

    After repacking your bag you realize that you only have room for ONE fixed blade knife/cutting tool, and ONE folding knife/multi-tool. What are ya' gonna choose, and why? Bear in mind, you're lookin' at walking a ways, building a home, as well as killin' an' cookin' your own meals.... machete, hatchet/tomahawk, khukuri,golok,broadsword, linoleum knife?
    So what are you planning to do the day after the zombies attack?
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  • matt-o
    eater of babies
    • Aug 2003
    • 910

    #2
    so..... are you wondeing about knives or something?
    if not, nuclear fallout shelter till the zombies are subdued
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    • SniperSmurf
      Now I have a machine gun..
      • Jun 2004
      • 502

      #3
      WTF? Do they actually post about that stuff? I'd have to take an axe, but that's just me. You can kill AND chop wood... or bones for that matter...

      Might make a funny paintball scenario. Has sort of a Dawn of the Dead thing goin' on.

      Wait... What was this post about again?!?

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      • gimp
        Registered User
        • Jan 2001
        • 2368

        #4
        I'd probably sleep in after zombies attacked. I'm assuming I'd get the day off from work. I might use a butter knife to make PB&J for lunch.

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        • onedude36
          Registered User
          • Feb 2005
          • 943

          #5
          Since im too lazy to post pictars..


          go zombie survival manual. I can puch people and stab faces.
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          • Target Practice
            irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
            • Nov 2003
            • 3180

            #6
            Knives are for chumps.


            "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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            • SniperSmurf
              Now I have a machine gun..
              • Jun 2004
              • 502

              #7
              Remington SP-10 baby!
              Zombie slayer supreme...

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              • wad04
                Registered User
                • Jan 2003
                • 1207

                #8
                i repeat, by removing the head, or destroying the bain.
                who ever said "its not whether you win or lose..." probably lost.

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                • Recon by Fire
                  Enimo Et Fide
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 1706

                  #9
                  Yeah, what's up with these guys? Nobody sits around saying "what knife will be your weapon of choice after we get nuked by a Commie zombie warhead?". Anyone with common sense knows you select a few good firearms for mutant radioactive zombie stomping.

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                  • Vex
                    Superiorly Inferior
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 1871

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Recon by Fire
                    Yeah, what's up with these guys? Nobody sits around saying "what knife will be your weapon of choice after we get nuked by a Commie zombie warhead?". Anyone with common sense knows you select a few good firearms for mutant radioactive zombie stomping.
                    Unfortunately, you're going to run out of ammo at some point. This isn't Resident Evil.

                    A knife on the other hand...will give you two.
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                    • FooTemps
                      HURRRR
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 6702

                      #11
                      I'd give up the knife for a gun that takes a wide range of ammunition. You'd find enough places that used to sell ammunition to probably carry a couple guns.

                      If I really had to take a bladed weapon, I'd take a spear. Rather not risk gettin zombified on accident so range = good. That or a badass long kukri.

                      I mean, punching zombie in face = zombie goo on hand = potential consumption of zombie goo when preparing foods.

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                      • Target Practice
                        irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 3180

                        #12
                        Originally posted by phazeshifter
                        Unfortunately, you're going to run out of ammo at some point. This isn't Resident Evil.
                        And? You steal it.


                        "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                        • Vex
                          Superiorly Inferior
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 1871

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Target Practice
                          And? You steal it.
                          Then you're wasting time looking for ammo. Of course, you'll have a 12 gauge baseball bat for clobbering zombie domes...
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                          • Recon by Fire
                            Enimo Et Fide
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 1706

                            #14
                            Running out of ammo and searching for it? What kind of kooky zombie n00bnes talk is that? Any zombie surviving fool knows you either have a well stocked supply or your first stop is the gun shop.

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                            • bleachit
                              Conturbo et Ledo
                              • May 2003
                              • 1410

                              #15
                              can I get a lightsaber? that would be pretty hot dealing with zombies and stuff.
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