Out with AGG-speak, in with...pirate talk!

[Steelrat]

Someone brought up the ol' 31 bps viking video on the paintball talk subforum, and it reminded me that, during that time period, I was working on perfecting pirate terms to replace the worn out "AGG" terminology that is tossed about. You know, crap like "Agg gat," "shooting faces off," "mad skrilla" and the like.

I never got around to perfecting it, and the small interest that thread generated, I thought this might be a good time to flesh it out. Here is what I have so far, though I'm sure I forgot some stuff, as its been a couple of years.

AGG-Kills mad suckas
PIRATE-Keelhauls mad blokes

AGG-Mad skrilla
PIRATE-Mad doubloons

AGG-Shoots faces off
PIRATE-Makes them walk the plank

AGG-What's up, b****?
PIRATE-Avast!

AGG-What the ****?
PIRATE-Shiver me timbers!

AGG-Dead box
PIRATE-Poop deck

AGG-You're out n00b!
PIRATE-Get thee to Davy Jone's locker, landlubber!


Feel free to add. Or ridicule. Or both.

[SniperSmurf]

HAAA! I'd love to add, but won't at the moment...
Friends don't let friends drink and post...

[SniperSmurf]

Wait, Avast means to stop, sooo... Replace Avast with Aargh!

Avast yer bonus-ballin' lest ye shiver me timbers... Scurvy land lubber... Get thee to Davey Jones' locker before I keelhaul yer blokes with my mad dubloons!

Ummm... Translation please?

[Kai]

HAAA! I'd love to add, but won't at the moment...
Friends don't let friends drink and post...

Able to resist for a whole 10 minutes, huh?

[wanna-b-ballin']

all i have to say is: Shiver me timbers!?!?!?!?

this is gonna be cool.

[grEnAlEins]

lmao This is the best paintball idea since compressed gasses, maybe not really, but good none the less. keep up the invention of terms, and im on board to use them.

[ThePixelGuru]

AGG - noob
PIRATE - Landlubber, scurvy dog

What's "gat" in pirate-speak?

[SniperSmurf]

Able to resist for a whole 10 minutes, huh?

It's a disease!

I mean... Aargh, I be afflicted!!!

[SniperSmurf]

What's "gat" in pirate-speak?

How 'bout "rapier" or something?

[grEnAlEins]

OMFG!!!!!! -- I mean, Shiver-me-timbers

http://homepage.mac.com/crabola/PirateGlossary/Menu22.html

This has it all!

Name for Agg kidz: kraken- giant tenticled sea monster

name for the agg movement: Bilge!- Nonsense/foolish talk

[Steelrat]

AGG - noob
PIRATE - Landlubber, scurvy dog

What's "gat" in pirate-speak?

I dunno, cutlass?

AGG-Thats a sick gat, yo!
PIRATE-Arrrr, that be an afflicted cutlass!

[Eatem Alive]

cutlass...rapier??? those are bladed weapons. a "gat" would be more along the lines of a blunderbuss, musket, flintlock or musketoon.

ryan, i expected more from you.

[Indignant]

Haha, I remember all the pirate talk in Zak's room at NorCal SoCal.


Excellent stuff.

Agg: Blasted a muppet in the grill
Pirate: Musketed a bloke in the face, aye.

[Steelrat]

cutlass...rapier??? those are bladed weapons. a "gat" would be more along the lines of a blunderbuss, musket, flintlock or musketoon.

ryan, i expected more from you.

Hey, I tried musket and blunderbuss, they just didn't sound right. Now, for some reason, musket sounds better.

AGG-Thats a sick gat, yo!
PIRATE-Arrrr, that be an afflicted musket!

[Vex]

Able to resist for a whole 10 minutes, huh?

That's what happens when ye be loaded to the gunwalls.