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  • Glickman
    *Insert Witty Phrase*
    • Sep 2003
    • 2673

    #16
    Originally posted by phazeshifter
    Chuck Norris does not exist in the Force.
    Chuck Norris IS the Force

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    • Vex
      Superiorly Inferior
      • Jun 2001
      • 1871

      #17
      Originally posted by Glickman
      Chuck Norris IS the Force
      A flatulent one at best
      "Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
      ------------
      --Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
      ------------
      Think you're ready, Grasshopper?
      www.ohioshaolin.com

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      • Kai

        #18
        Originally posted by Jonneh
        hahaahaha I get it! Chuck Norris is awesome! what a funny joke!

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        • grEnAlEins
          dazed and confused
          • Jul 2002
          • 2864

          #19
          Originally posted by Glickman
          Chuck Norris IS the Force
          NO! Chuck Norris is A force, specifically an unstopable force of talent!! He could mop the floor with that butt puppet Steven Segal.
          bless, support, and never forget the troops
          God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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          • SniperSmurf
            Now I have a machine gun..
            • Jun 2004
            • 502

            #20
            Originally posted by grEnAlEins
            He could mop the floor with that butt puppet Steven Segal.
            Most certainly, but NEVER David Hasselhoff! Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff.

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            • grEnAlEins
              dazed and confused
              • Jul 2002
              • 2864

              #21
              Originally posted by SniperSmurf
              Most certainly, but NEVER David Hasselhoff! Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff.
              Yeah but Hasselhoff is only cool because he has a talking car. Norris is cool because thats who he is. To top it off, Norris has a motorcicle with a rocket launcher in the tailpipe. Who is cooler... and THE WORLD loves Chuck
              bless, support, and never forget the troops
              God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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              • bentothejam1n
                Support our troops
                • Oct 2005
                • 1428

                #22
                is it just me or is everybody else kinda tired about the chuck norris thing
                /not a flame

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                • grEnAlEins
                  dazed and confused
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 2864

                  #23
                  Originally posted by bentothejam1n
                  is it just me or is everybody else kinda tired about the chuck norris thing
                  /not a flame
                  Yeah, I was just saying that to be an anus. It is kinda dumb, and his movies kinda suck, just sayin.
                  bless, support, and never forget the troops
                  God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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                  • bentothejam1n
                    Support our troops
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 1428

                    #24
                    yea i think ill start making tony danza jokes

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                    • Vex
                      Superiorly Inferior
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 1871

                      #25
                      Originally posted by bentothejam1n
                      yea i think ill start making tony danza jokes
                      Don't. Just...don't.
                      "Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
                      ------------
                      --Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
                      ------------
                      Think you're ready, Grasshopper?
                      www.ohioshaolin.com

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                      • Kyle.Kimber
                        Resident Sexologist
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 460

                        #26
                        I love these threads, because you are supposed to flame.

                        So suck it. Chuck Norris doesn't own a TOTAL GYM. Its all a lie!!!!!!!!!!!

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                        • Eatem Alive
                          Wait...What?
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 1150

                          #27
                          obi wan kenobi could beat chuck norris.
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