The Story of Ricky

[i_baked_cookies]

Download this movie (Japanese with English dubs, you won't find it on hard copy in America). It is the single most bad-*** movie ever made. Beats Bruce Willis and beats Chuck Norris. This movie is ultimate. Good God.

It's called The Story of Ricky.... sometimes Ricky is Ricky-OH.

It's not on Limewire or anything, but it is on Bittorrent.

[wad04]

don't say that to chuck norris

[personman]

Pay me $5 and I'll download it.

[gimp]

I think I've seen that. Is it about a guy named ricky who goes to prison? And in the end do they put some big fat dude in a big food-grinder? If that's the movie your talking about, then yes it rocks.

[neppo1345]

i baked cookies is offline because shortly after submitting that post he was roundhouse kicked in the face by a mysterious bearded man. The same man then ate his computer and crapped out a loaded 12 gauge shotgun and preceded to murder everyone in a 5 mile radius.

The bearded man was rumored to be Chuck Norris

[SniperSmurf]

The bearded man was rumored to be Chuck Norris

Excellent... That's what I wanted everyone to believe. My plan worked flawlessly! Mmwwaaa Haaaa Haa Ha Ha!!!

[bentothejam1n]

Excellent... That's what I wanted everyone to believe. My plan worked flawlessly! Mmwwaaa Haaaa Haa Ha Ha!!!

no you lie.... it was me

[Automaggot68]

You're both lame.

[Kyle.Kimber]

Download this movie (Japanese with English dubs, you won't find it on hard copy in America). It is the single most bad-*** movie ever made. Beats Bruce Willis and beats Chuck Norris. This movie is ultimate. Good God.

It's called The Story of Ricky.... sometimes Ricky is Ricky-OH.

It's not on Limewire or anything, but it is on Bittorrent.

Bruce Willis or Bruce Lee?!?!?

[Vex]

Ricky was a young boy, he had a heart of stone.
Lived 9 to 5 and he worked his fingers to the bone.
Just barely out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down.
He had no money, no, no good at home.
He walked the streets as soldier and he fought the world alone
And now it's

18 and life, you got it
18 and life, you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go
(repeat above)

Tequila in his heartbeat, his veins burned gasoline.
It kept his motor running, but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one."
He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang shoot 'em up, the party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend
And now it's

(chorus)

"Accidents will happen", they all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind - that child blew a child away.

(chorus)

[i_baked_cookies]

Shut up and get this damn movie. You won't be dissapointed.

As an incentive, I will tell you about one part... one part that defines what it means to be ultimate:

There's this dude that Ricky is fighting. After Ricky smacks him on the back of his head and knocks his eyeball out (which is then eaten by birds), the dude has to give up. He then procedes to cut his own stomach open, pull out his intestines, and attempt to choke Ricky. Then Ricky punches his skull to shards.

You want to view this movie.

[WenULiVeUdiE]

I have a friend named Ricky. He broke his arm falling off a fence. Then he broke it jumping over a rope. He needed metal rods inserted in his arm. He broke his arm again falling off his bike. And that is the Story of Ricky.

I will seriously watch this movie. Sounds...interesting.

[Kai]

You're both lame.

I was just about to say that.

[SniperSmurf]

SniperSmurf is awesome

I was just about to say that.

Thanks guys! You're too kind...

[bentothejam1n]

You're both lame.

kind of ironic but
must people consider using "lame" lame