what the hell is the matter with hollywood?

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  • thecavemankevin
    the living un-banned
    • Feb 2001
    • 4346
    #1

    what the hell is the matter with hollywood?

    other than the obvious like the majority are a bunch of liberal hippies.......why is Uwe Boll still getting work? More over, why are well known acters signing onto his movies?

    I am quite pissed at the cast of one of his up coming movies In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, Leelee Sobieski. Now i dont care much about most of them, but what the hell is Jason and Ray thinking?

    Moreover, hasn't the video game makers learned by now not to let him anywhere near any of their movie options? Well i guess not considering he is doing Postal and Far Cry

    Am i the only one pissed off that this horrible excuses of a director is allowed anywhere near a camera or editing room?


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    • Albinonewt
      Team Icky Forest
      • Apr 2003
      • 2456
      #2
      Jason Statham rules the ENTIRE universe
      Ron Perlman is awesome.
      So is Matthew Lillard.

      It also has Claire Forlani and Kristanna Loken!

      This movie (whatever it is) will rule!
      Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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        • thecavemankevin
          the living un-banned
          • Feb 2001
          • 4346
          #3
          Originally posted by Albinonewt
          Jason Statham rules the ENTIRE universe
          Ron Perlman is awesome.
          So is Matthew Lillard.

          It also has Claire Forlani and Kristanna Loken!

          This movie (whatever it is) will rule!
          not with Uwe behind the wheel


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            • SCpoloRicker
              HA HA I'm custom!!1
              • Jan 2004
              • 4375
              #4
              Originally posted by Albinonewt
              Jason Statham rules the ENTIRE universe
              Ron Perlman is awesome.
              So is Matthew Lillard.

              It also has Claire Forlani and Kristanna Loken!

              This movie (whatever it is) will rule!
              Never under-estimate the pure suck that is Uwe Boll.

              /cringes
              God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                • kosmo
                  KaPTaiN KeNNy
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 1642
                  #5
                  He gets work because the people that finance his movies happen to be, uh, him. Well more accurately his own production company that is based in Germany, where financing a movie is a pretty huge tax writeoff.
                  Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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                    • SniperSmurf
                      Now I have a machine gun..
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 502
                      #6
                      I normally like Zombie flicks... but House of the Dead flat out SUCKED! Not even good as a "Cult" movie... and they're (in general) supposed to be bad...

                      I'll agree with newt on two points:
                      1. Yeah, Jason Statham kicks butt (even though I didn't like Transporter 2 as much as the original).
                      2. Claire Forlani has the prettiest eyes I've ever seen...

                      Even so, this movie will probably stink worse than my toe-jam after an 8 hour scenario...

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                        • hardr0ck68
                          I miss Tom
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 783
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Albinonewt
                          So is Matthew Lillard.

                          This movie (whatever it is) will rule!

                          Well newt; ya went and did it! You finally said something i agree with I never would have believed the day would come


                          I guess the greatness that is Matthew Lillard can bridge all differences.
                          Tom was the last of a now extinct breed, a breed of players who build a community, a breed of owners who gave to the sport never taking more than what they deserved. I hope to see you at the feild again some day....

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                            • Vex
                              Superiorly Inferior
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 1871
                              #8
                              Originally posted by kosmo
                              He gets work because the people that finance his movies happen to be, uh, him. Well more accurately his own production company that is based in Germany, where financing a movie is a pretty huge tax writeoff.
                              I read recently that they (German officials) are trying to change or have changed the law to make it more difficult.

                              Anyone know more about this?
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                                • thecavemankevin
                                  the living un-banned
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 4346
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by kosmo
                                  He gets work because the people that finance his movies happen to be, uh, him. Well more accurately his own production company that is based in Germany, where financing a movie is a pretty huge tax writeoff.
                                  and now it all makes sense

                                  but there is still no reason to punish the general public with his crap


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                                    • thecavemankevin
                                      the living un-banned
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 4346
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SniperSmurf
                                      1. Yeah, Jason Statham kicks butt (even though I didn't like Transporter 2 as much as the original).
                                      i thought it flat out sucked

                                      Originally posted by SniperSmurf
                                      2. Claire Forlani has the prettiest eyes I've ever seen...
                                      gay


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                                        • Linkwarner
                                          Spartans
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 337
                                          #11
                                          Yes, the first Transporter was better then the second one. But I am not going to say I didnt enjoy the second one, I liked the firehose scene, I was reminded of Jacky Chan at his best.

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                                            • Target Practice
                                              irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 3180
                                              #12
                                              Yeah, and what's the deal with airline food?


                                              "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                                                • thecavemankevin
                                                  the living un-banned
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 4346
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Linkwarner
                                                  I liked the firehose scene, I was reminded of Jacky Chan at his best.
                                                  rip off of Jet lee in Romeo Must Die.


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