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  • Rudz
    Registered User

    • Apr 2005
    • 5087

    #1

    rediculous emails..

    ok here mine..


    Dear friend,

    Please, I want to introduce myself and this business opportunity to you.My name is Frank owen,an acountant.

    I wish to know if we can work together.I would like you to stand as the next of kin to my deceased client who made some deposits to an indigenous bank.

    He died without any registered next of kin and as such the funds now have an open beneficiary mandate.Moreover it appears you are related to him by the virtue of your names.If you are interested you do let me know so that I can give you comprehensive details on what we are to
    do.

    I urgently hope to get your response as soon as
    possible.

    Best regards,
    Frank owen.

    __________________________________________________ ______________________
    Offro&Cerco: CASA, LAVORO, VACANZE, ELETTRONICA, INCONTRI. Tutti gli
    annunci sono online su Kataweb all'indirizzo http://www.offroecerco.it



    this is a load of crap..but its funny..any one alse got any?
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  • SCpoloRicker
    HA HA I'm custom!!1
    • Jan 2004
    • 4375

    #2
    diaf/fywrcs
    God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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    • Steelrat
      I meant to...uh, nevermind
      • May 2003
      • 5375

      #3
      Dude, thats totally legit. I'd jump on it if I were you.


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      • 91Foxtrot
        Lovely day for a Guinness!
        • Jun 2005
        • 112

        #4
        Try googling "scam baiters" and such. There are some hilarious stories out there of people turning the scam around on these people.

        My buddy invented a persona and had some Russian scammer going for months.

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        • Rudz
          Registered User

          • Apr 2005
          • 5087

          #5
          hmm

          maybe i will screw with these guys..lol..and post what happens here on AO..lol itll be fun!!!! lol
          BEO MAFIA
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          • 91Foxtrot
            Lovely day for a Guinness!
            • Jun 2005
            • 112

            #6
            One that I remember was a some African group that wanted the owner of a computer shop to ship computers to them. The owner managed to get the scammers to pay for the shipping. If I remember correctly, he shipped two big boxes of broken computer parts and bricks to Africa. The shipping costs were a few thousand dollars. The real funny part is the scambaiter sending these emails to them like he had no idea it was a scam. "I don't understand, the check you sent to me was bad! I sent these parts in good faith! If I don't get paid, it will ruin me." Stuff like that. And the scammers writing back in terrible English when they realized that the scambaiter had screwed them. "We have a new gun that we bought to shoot you. We are outside you house right now! We are friends of the governor in your area!" I can't reproduce the hilarity of their grammar.

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            • jdev
              yes, I run akaowners.org
              • Apr 2003
              • 2030

              #7
              spam.

              delete, perm ban.
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              • Rudz
                Registered User

                • Apr 2005
                • 5087

                #8
                spam?

                what did i spam? i thought it was a funny email..if i have to delete it i wil..is it spam?
                BEO MAFIA
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                • Indignant

                  #9
                  I work for Nigerian Scammers.

                  So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

                  But trust me.... You don't.

                  I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do.

                  Cuz some people will believe anything they read.

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                  • Rudz
                    Registered User

                    • Apr 2005
                    • 5087

                    #10
                    ehh

                    what happened here...i posted a funny email..and now...ehh? well w/e
                    BEO MAFIA
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                    • ntn4502
                      Environmental Geologist
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 1637

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Indignant
                      I work for Nigerian Scammers.

                      So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

                      But trust me.... You don't.

                      I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do.

                      Cuz some people will believe anything they read.

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                      • wanna-b-ballin'
                        Pump Player
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1380

                        #12
                        [QUOTE=Indignant

                        So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

                        But trust me.... You don't.

                        I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do.

                        Cuz some people will believe anything they read.[/QUOTE]

                        why the hell is everyone posting this exact thing? its kinda annoying now. i'v seen it likr 4 times already in the past few days.
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                        • Rudz
                          Registered User

                          • Apr 2005
                          • 5087

                          #13
                          him

                          he does it cuz he thinks its funny..its an aftica thing...
                          BEO MAFIA
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                          • Indignant

                            #14
                            I don't work for AFTICA.

                            So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

                            But trust me.... You don't.

                            I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do.

                            Cuz some people will believe anything they read.


                            /notAFTICA

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                            • Steelrat
                              I meant to...uh, nevermind
                              • May 2003
                              • 5375

                              #15
                              Originally posted by wanna-b-ballin'
                              why the hell is everyone posting this exact thing? its kinda annoying now. i'v seen it likr 4 times already in the past few days.
                              I work for kinda annoying.

                              So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

                              But trust me.... You don't.

                              I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do.

                              Cuz some people will believe anything they read.


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