Your Favorite Monty Python Quote!

[Shane-O-Mac]

Spam sketch

Dead parrot sketch "this is an Ex-parrot"


Shane-O

[tribalman]

"what? i came in here for an argument! "guy 1
"huh? oh, this is abuse, argument is down the hall" guy 2

plus the whole Ministry of Silly Walks. used to be a member until i messed my knee.

"OHHHH, i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok. i work all night and i sleep all day!"

[Tunaman]

"I cant sell you insurance, but I can offer you a nude lady"!

[behemoth]

"Mr. Death is here, something about the reaping... Oh, do come in..."

[thecavemankevin]

what do you mean you dont like ?

[Linkwarner]

And this is the Him... *blows up*
And this is where he lived... *blows up*
And this is where he was born...*blows up*

And now for something on a completely different note *blows up*

AHH I love that.

[magman007]

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.


MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.


BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

[Stix]

That's no ordinary rabbit, that is the most cruel, vile, bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

[kevdupuis]

Bring out your dead. (I use this at work alot)
I'm not dead yet.

[paintman1234]

"Mr. Death is here, something about the reaping... Oh, do come in..."

lol thats the one i was thinking of,

I am death! Oh hello Mr. Death wont you please come in..

[beam]

SHHHHHHHHWOOOT! "Message for you, Sir."

Constitutional Peasant

I like traffic lights.

"You wouldn't eat the gammy leg!"
"It's just that...I'd rather eat Johnson."

Ministry of silly walks.


And I guess the all time: "Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv"

[beam]

Oh...and "I'm looking for an argument."

[tae]

not really a quote but one of my favorite moments

The Crimson Permanent Assurance

[Gunther_mag_user]

"I fart in your general direction"

Classic.

[Steelrat]

"I fart in your general direction"

Classic.

Enough of the Holy Grail.

I don't think anyone has mentioned one of the all-time classics...

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!