and I think most my friends know my building was sold and I was fired while I was on vacation in NY, if you didn't know, well you now do.
but today I have set the bar for most brainiac thing while working-
I get a call and the guy on the other side says "hey how are you doing, I was wondering if I can get a lift."
"sure I can have an officer to escort you to your car." guy: "I was hoping to get a ride to the so-n-so hotel cause it is raining."
me: "umm, we can not give rides to anyone for any reason expecily off property, it is agenst rules and regulations, I can call you a cab if you'd like."
guy: (after a long silence) "you did it for me earlier today?"
me: "I don't know who authorised that, probably the director but he has gone for the day, but I know we can't go off property."
guy: "how is tat possable? I own the building?"
me: (going thinking HOLY ****, YOU UTTER ****-TARD) "Oh? yeah then we can defonatly do that then, I appoligise I didn't know, I thought you were a tenant calling."
guy: "LOL, yeah sorry I guess we forgot introductions, sorry. Yeah I can get a ride."
me: "yes, where do you want someone to meet you?"
so I get my supr to go get him, needless to say I feel kinda bad. I just told the building owner to go call a cab cause we are not taking him anywhere. good move for a guy who is probably not on the "good side list" yet.
well not 5 minutes ago, my supr came in and was rubbing the event in and happened to disclose that the new building owner was the guy who invented PAYPAL!!! and sold it to Ebay for more money then I can dream of, who baught this building with "chump change" from his left pocket for 100 million dollars!
Good huh?
but today I have set the bar for most brainiac thing while working-
I get a call and the guy on the other side says "hey how are you doing, I was wondering if I can get a lift."
"sure I can have an officer to escort you to your car." guy: "I was hoping to get a ride to the so-n-so hotel cause it is raining."
me: "umm, we can not give rides to anyone for any reason expecily off property, it is agenst rules and regulations, I can call you a cab if you'd like."
guy: (after a long silence) "you did it for me earlier today?"
me: "I don't know who authorised that, probably the director but he has gone for the day, but I know we can't go off property."
guy: "how is tat possable? I own the building?"
me: (going thinking HOLY ****, YOU UTTER ****-TARD) "Oh? yeah then we can defonatly do that then, I appoligise I didn't know, I thought you were a tenant calling."
guy: "LOL, yeah sorry I guess we forgot introductions, sorry. Yeah I can get a ride."
me: "yes, where do you want someone to meet you?"
so I get my supr to go get him, needless to say I feel kinda bad. I just told the building owner to go call a cab cause we are not taking him anywhere. good move for a guy who is probably not on the "good side list" yet.
well not 5 minutes ago, my supr came in and was rubbing the event in and happened to disclose that the new building owner was the guy who invented PAYPAL!!! and sold it to Ebay for more money then I can dream of, who baught this building with "chump change" from his left pocket for 100 million dollars!
Good huh?



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