CalzOWNED!

[BobTheCow]

People in Norfolk are dumb.



Although apparently Virginia Beach is pretty goofy too.



They also practice a strong anti-punctuation policy.



As well as anti-lightning, it seems.

But I guess they make up for it with cool statues of Neptune and stuff.



Sshhhh, you're not supposed to know about the secret aircaft carrier they're building in Newport News.





(It's kind of hard to hide an aircaft carrier.)

Speaking of boats, Norfok's got a couple of those too.





And some sort of crazy plane or something, but I'll bet it's the only one in the whole place.



In conclusion, NO TRESPASSING!

[bleachit]

nice...

the airplane is a f-14 tomcat.

[BobTheCow]

Oh, I almost forgot.

To paraphrase a recent popular cinematic film event:



"America, heck yes!"

[thecavemankevin]

"America, heck yes!"
]

i think you meant, "America, yeah!"

[SCpoloRicker]

Paging Conner...

[behemoth]

You got pwnt!

No, dude, its CALZOWNED!

[tribalman]

about that "no passing 2 times in 3 hours", a town near me has them up all over by the downtown and parks. it's really dumb

[Cow hunter]

lol they are crazy down there!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11928251/

[BobTheCow]

lol they are crazy down there!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11928251/

Too bad you've got the wrong city in the wrong state, bucko. Annapolis is the Naval Academny, Norfolk is a base.

[Eagle]

As someone who was stationed there, let me tell you the thing about the no passing sign (a no cruising measure meant to cut down on traffic, dumb I know), and the statue of Neptune, and the carrier under construction AREN'T IN NORFOLK. The carrier under construction is in Newport News, and the sign and statue are in Va Beach. The Calzone sign I don't know. As for the carrier under constuction, how do you figure it's a secret? It is almost certainly the USS George H.W. Bush CVN77. As for the other pics taken on NS Norfolk, they are of SHIPS, not BOATS, and the pics, unless taken by an official Naval Photographer or from a tour bus, were taken illegally. As for the F14, yeah, it's probably the only one there, seeing that the last 2 sqaudrons just flew them for the last time into NAS Oceana just up the road.

[slade]

aww, you brought it to AO? suddenly this seems less cool

[Gitaroo Man]

The Cruising sign makes sense.

[bleachit]

The Cruising sign makes sense.

what if you have to drive to a certain location on the other side of that sign, and then back to your starting point... within 2 hours and 58 minutes?

[Cow hunter]

what if you have to drive to a certain location on the other side of that sign, and then back to your starting point... within 2 hours and 58 minutes?

better question, who'd remember your car passing? theres no one to enforce this law past seeing someone driving around the sign an obvious number of times

[bleachit]

*dials 911
"Thank you for calling 911 whats your emergency?"

Caller: "I just saw someone drive past a sign twice within 3 hours thats says not too!!!!!!!!"

*click