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  • Glickman
    *Insert Witty Phrase*
    • Sep 2003
    • 2673

    #1

    Funniest Email Ever!!

    Is it just me or did this princess not even try?
    (i found this in my yahoo email box after not checking it for 2 years)

    Please Reply
    Dear Glickman, (my forum name)

    Good day and Compliments,

    I would like to start by letting you know that I have once contacted
    some one who promise to assist me but later run started behaving
    funny hence I decided to contact you.

    I am a female Student of University of Nigeria, Lagos, (25) and
    Pursuing
    my Second Degree course. I like people who Could be Caring, loving
    and
    home oriented above all
    sincere And honest to Be entrusted with this long-term relationship.
    And
    Again I like fraternity Of helpers`` that have the tenacity and will
    power to Not back-off or give Up until ``you succeed ``especially in
    a
    case of Where one is being Oppressed due to gender disparity. I
    would
    like to build up a solid foundation with that person that will be in
    the
    anals of my life and that of my family.

    Well, my father died and left I and my family
    behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over
    sixteen
    years before his death. I was a Princess to him and the first born
    child
    that could take charge of his wealth after his death.

    As the most Senior more than eight years older than my younger once,
    well because of the difficulties Our Mother had before she started
    giving birth again infact my Brother was considered a miraculous
    child.
    More over couple with the fact that my mother is not too literate
    increased my responsibility in the family I'm now seen
    as the engine that runs the family.

    As a matter of fact,my dad deposited the sum of US $ 7 Million
    dollars
    in with D.D.S.C SECURITY EXCHANGE CORPORATION IN EUROUPE.
    This money was annually paid into my late fathers account before he
    transfered it to the Security Company from Shell Petroleum
    Development
    Company(SPDC)and> Chevron Oil Company operating in our locality for
    the
    compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.

    Just recently there has been attempts by my fathers kindred members
    who
    feels that they can oppress me because of not only
    their greediness but also as a female that I'am. But that God
    who has granted me wisdom in my approach with them. Like they
    say is good to make hess while the sun shines I agreed with my
    Family (My Mother and my Youger Brother) to Transfer this Sum out of
    the
    Securty Company and posibly Invest it abroad too before the
    knowlegde
    of
    those greedy Fellows.

    It is against this background that I'm contacting you in confidence
    that
    you will assist me in tranfering this Money out of the Security
    Company
    and posibly advice me on how best to invest it in your country. I'm
    confident that you are going to assist me so that no one will take
    over
    what rightly belonds to my father and
    our family too, as they are planig to do so. Besides, I still leave
    some portion of blame to Our Culture that do not also have respect
    for
    Women.

    Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to transfer this money
    into
    your releable custody thats Bank Account, That is why I felt happy
    when
    I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by
    the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely.
    I have concluded with my Lawyer to pay you 20% of the total amount
    for
    your sincere assistance and maybe after the investment 10%interest
    of
    Annual Income for handling this business for us cos we might make
    one
    of
    the Stake Holders.

    Please If your going to be sincere in handling this project and
    again
    help me in lifting this fund out of the Security company, kindly get
    bact to me as soon as posible so that I could link you to my Lawyer >for
    the necessary Legal Documentations to that covers the money and
    further
    discussions. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free
    and I
    hope to commence the transaction as quick as
    possible

    Please don't forget that as soon as the transfer is Completed I will
    Send my Lawyer or Travel down myself for Investment. At this
    junction I
    will need this things for easy Communication. Requirement.

    1) YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS
    2) DIRECT PHONE & FAX NO.

    Please reply only to my private email adress
    [email protected]

    Thanks for your understanding and anticipated
    co-operation.

    Yours Sincerly,

    Princess Funmilayo Badmos
  • bleachit
    Conturbo et Ledo
    • May 2003
    • 1410

    #2
    "I
    would
    like to build up a solid foundation with that person that will be in
    the
    anals of my life..."

    given the context.. this made me lol..

    perhaps she meant annals?
    "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
    AGD

    "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
    Blackweenie

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    • Glickman
      *Insert Witty Phrase*
      • Sep 2003
      • 2673

      #3
      Originally posted by bleachit
      "I
      would
      like to build up a solid foundation with that person that will be in
      the
      anals of my life..."

      given the context.. this made me lol..

      perhaps she meant annals?
      thats what happends when you cheat by using a translator

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      • skriptal
        1 15 1337
        • Dec 2005
        • 188

        #4
        anals of life...

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        • kazz
          the creme a la creme
          • Aug 2004
          • 42

          #5
          h4x! obviously a spam email...

          anals made me lol....

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          • Pacifist_Farmer
            Registered User
            • Aug 2003
            • 740

            #6


            I was totally expecting that to be fake.

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            • SCpoloRicker
              HA HA I'm custom!!1
              • Jan 2004
              • 4375

              #7
              God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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              • fire1811
                Firefighter
                • Nov 2002
                • 4930

                #8
                Bah!! To long to be funny
                "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

                Alway Remember *343*

                Si vis pacem, para bellum

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                • magman007
                  I <3 my Penis
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7579

                  #9
                  forwward the e-mail address to those nigerian scam busting websites. its the right thing to do.



                  Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
                  "That's right!
                  WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
                  ALL QUIT AND NO GO!!! Team Icky Forest-Shatnerball 2003!!!
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                  DONT SUPPORT HYPOCRITICAL MISSLEAD YOUTH, BOYCOTT HK

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                  • ScatterPlot
                    Not pop, it's all Coke
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 1960

                    #10
                    anals, lol
                    AIM-bertmcmahan
                    My email:[email protected]
                    My feedback thread
                    Good traders: richie,Roguefactor,moufo48,845,brtncstm160,vf-xx

                    Mags don't shoot darts... they shoot nails.
                    I used to be bertmcmahan, that I did.

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                    • digitard
                      DigiWang .. Special Ed
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 1678

                      #11
                      DAMN!

                      And others thought she was legit... j/k, but someone ran her scam for a bit and posted about it. The forum is in french, but no worries they copied/pasted their replies in english so just read the quotes.

                      http://www.ikiru.ch/blog/forum/viewt...=18&action=new
                      Its a wakeup call for the Nintendo generation
                      GregHastingsPaintball 3 is coming

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                      • thecavemankevin
                        the living un-banned
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 4346

                        #12
                        sounds like a good deal, you should do it

                        Originally posted by Glickman

                        Well, my father died and left I and my family
                        behind.
                        well, thats typically what happens when you die


                        Originally posted by Glickman
                        Like they
                        say is good to make hess while the sun shines
                        "they" must be as big of a retard that wrote this


                        Quote: MarkM
                        "virus attacks have been dealt with, same with back door nasties. ."

                        My feed back

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                        • anomoly40
                          Giblet. Thats a funny word
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 287

                          #13
                          I remember the Somethingawful.com people doing something like this as well. It's funny.

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                          • grEnAlEins
                            dazed and confused
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 2864

                            #14
                            something stinks!

                            bless, support, and never forget the troops
                            God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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                            • kosmo
                              KaPTaiN KeNNy
                              • Dec 2000
                              • 1642

                              #15
                              Dude, give her your phone number, and when she calls tell her that you will marry her and get her a green card for 5 grand.
                              Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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