Big date coming up, need ideas.

[Pneumagger]

Tropical_Fishy is by far my favorite e-Nemesis

Do you HAVE a girl? I kind of assumed you didn't. I'm so glad you picked up on my sarcasm, too. I don't have contempt for women. I love women! Women are fantastic. I hate stupid. Any gender of stupid.

Ouch! Low-blow!

Girlfriends... I've had a few. By a few I mean 1 (for the past 6 years). Don't tell her I said that.

\BTW - dont take me seriously. I'm feeling silly today. I don't objectify most women

[billybob_81067]

The sun ain't got nothing to do with metallurgy.

I like you because you said ain't... Can we be friends??

[tropical_fishy]

Ouch! Low-blow!

Girlfriends... I've had a few. By a few I mean 1 (for the past 6 years). Don't tell her I said that.

\BTW - dont take me seriously. I'm feeling silly today. I don't objectify most women

Chances are, I wouldn't have to tell her anything. She already knows. Women know all... so being in a lesbian relationship would be really, really intense.

[slade]

All women are bi, whether they admit it or not. Get them to make out for you.

unfortunately no. a girl i know is trying to find a girlfriend, and its not going all that well. the real figure (at least in highschool/college) is closer 90% of women pretend to be bi for attention, and 5% actually are.

Women are often jealous and mean, but rarely without good reason. We have pretty good instincts when it comes to things, and the longer you "hide," the more it seems like you HAVE something to hide, you know? Regardless, I'm glad everything worked out happily for you

not really true. i will counter this with lohman's quote:

Once you accept women defy any logical explanation it makes dealing with them easier

there are a few exceptions, but not many.

Yeah, um..not true. They can get mad and flip out if they suspect something, even if they KNOW that nothing will happen

QFT.

actually, at robotics today two girls had a conversation about how they try to be nice to my girlfriend, and she hates both of them just because theyre friends with me.

All girls try hard to be sexy, eye candy if you will. Some are others aren't. However, every girl is jealous of every other hot girl. To come out and show thier jealosy and pettiness honestly towards something they themselves strive for would be hypocracy at its finest. So who do they get mad at?

The guy... as if it's his fault the waitress is 34-26-34

thats true in some cases but too narrow for a general statement. and while your girlfriend is a jealous idiot if she gets mad at you just because some other girl is attractive... its your fault if you stare at her, or put a playboy callendar up on the wall.

[Pneumagger]

Back to the task at hand... Some Case Studies!

I want to share my girlfreind's neighbor & best freind with you all.

That same neighbor girl once walked in with my girlfriend while I was playing some acoustic guitar. Ironically the song was "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" by Led Zepplin. I continued playing for them as they sat on the bed beside me. At one point, the Neighbor scootches over next to me and starts running her fingers through my hair.... sexily.
Ya - I mighta slipped a chord or two as I was thinking "OMG OMG OMG..." waiting for WWIII. But I kept playing and just let it happen However, I never aknowledged it once and kept my eyes on the guitar. Guess who got in trouble that night.... ME! OMGWTFBBQ!!1!1

Below is a pic my girlfreind took. In it, her neighbor decides to do a last second kiss. We were at the neighbor's brother's wedding reception. I got in a lot of heat for that one AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. Thank god I didn't turn towards her or I would be dead meat.



Final case study: This is the girl I took to senior homecoming, Pheobe (. She also used to skip class to come hang out with me during lunch/yearbbok. Numerous people stated... we made a nice pair. For some reason my girlfriend got RRREEEAAALLLYY PPPPIIISSSSEEEEDDD.
I don't know why though

[slade]

I want to share my girlfreind's neighbor & best freind with you all.

personally, around here, i'd phrase that differently

[Pneumagger]

Touche
I meant that figurativily. Go get your own god darn neighbor-girl

BTW- not that it matters, but i will be marrying my girlfriend... In spite of the senior homecoming incident. I doubt she'll let me invite pheobz to the wedding... or the honeymoon

[tropical_fishy]

Ah, Wonderbra. I will never cease to be amazed at your gravity-defying prowess. Your fight is a good fight. Fight on!

PS- your girlfriend is jealous because the "neighbor-girl" is cute, and the other one is... topheavy. And blonde.

[slateman]

I think it was a call girl

[indecisive]

PS- your girlfriend is jealous because the "neighbor-girl" is cute, and the other one is... topheavy. And blonde.

quite top heavy.. got distracted for a minute

[jenarelJAM]

Just what are the handcuffs for anyways?

Pneumagger

[tech-chan]

Fun, fun, fun...
I love this one can we make another only on "stupid things girls do when they flirt with you?"

[MoeMag]

Okay, hey... Im at odds with Candice right now. like tropical fishy said... I love candice but girls are yeah.

What was I supposed to do? Let her leave and dissapear without so much as a word. Thats not right is it?
Candice said I should have let it go, and that people coming and going in our lives is part of living.

Maybe so... She is moving out with her boyfriend here shortly and I will move on, but at least now I know that we parted on good terms at least.

Why must things be so confusing!

EDIT: On a side note I got a red DM3 with cp reg and aka lpr... that made my day a little better. Just wish the thermometer worked.

[kosmo]

Mmmm, topheavy.

[Altimas]

This was a good thread..I read through the whole thing again today to make work go by faster and I will say I am sad that there wasnt more use of the word Penii in this thread. Oh well...