awesome quotes

[Thor the Mighty]

post some

[Wang]

"poopy!"

--my cousin

[ThePatriot]

"Never drink the bong water"

[X-Plosive]

"This thread is pointless and going no where." -AGD


sorry, I just had to

[Sir. Foxalot]

"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and success of liberty. This much we pledge- and more."
John F. Kennedy

"I hold it to be an inalienable right of anybody to go to He** in his own way."
Robert Frost

"We've got the best goverment money can buy"
Unknown

"What the American public doesnt know is exactly what makes them the American public"
Dan Akroyd in Tommy Boy

"I think you should defend to death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats."
Woody Allen, speaking about the KKK

"Democraacy's the worst form of goverment except for all the others."
Winston Churchill

"The first casualty when war comes is the truth"
Hiram Johnson

I think I can get some more if ya want I have all these andmmore on my bedroom wall.

[Thor the Mighty]

"anyone who gets caught by frankenstein deserves to die!"

"DAAAAAAH!"-arman in the funny picture thread

"autocockers suck" budd orr

[Zumina]

"Blaming guns for Columbine is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnel being fat"
--SUN WARRIOR

[FooTemps]

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" -That game... Can't remember the name right now...

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" -That squirrel

"YATTA!" - Probably every person who speaks Japanese

[MajorDamage]

"I am the Awesome!"--Me
"I am Sparticus"--Guy from That Thing You Do
"A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio!"--Steve Zahn in That Thing You Do
"I wish I could be you, WATCHING ME! The most talented man in HISTORY"--Jack Black
"!A!"--Me and Gogo!
"Hoo Ha!"--Me!
"I eat my own feces!"--ME!
"Fight 4 Food!"--...ME! AGAIN! Muhahaha
"Now out of all the mercury you could have chosen to inject into your baby's anus, this is the best"--Baby Blue
and of coarse...

ENDO!

[gimp]

"You have five fingers but only two nuts" - Me, one night when I was very intoxicated.

[Jonneh]

"Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded"
-Some Smarty man Intarweb Wizard

[dio91]

"the key to like is not sucking"
-austin

"me and tim, a hunting we went, found three maidens in a tent since they was three and we was two, i buck one and tim buck two"
-anonymous

"now you do the flippa rooney switcha jobba"
-gavin a.k.a. the gavinator

""wow like half the kids in our school smoke, i thought it was like less"
-me and auger at the trainstation

"now for some tasty tid-bits"
-fr. shaughnessy

here is why the 2-12 bills are gonna make he playoffs...."all the other teams r gonna be forced to forefit all games do to stearoids and the bills r the only team that didnt do drugs so they get the automatic superbowl"
-austin

"i miss being able to gallop around the hallways at flood like the dudes from monty python and not get made fun of 1 bit"
-austin


"If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."
-Albert Einstein

"Its God's job to forgive Osama Bin Laden,
It's our job to arrange the meeting."
- joe d

"In 1981 a guy had a heart attack after playing the game BERSERK - video gaming's only known fatality."
- annonymous

[slateman]

"In the land of the blind, the One-Eyed Man is King."

Max Payne

The point of war isn't to die for your country, its to make the other bastard die for his.-- Gen. George Patton


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I'll post a bunch more when I get home.

[dio91]

"wanna hear a retarded cat? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!"
-austin

[Ariestsheft]

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" - George Carlin