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  • the JoKeR
    Slightly disturbed member
    • Dec 2001
    • 565

    #16
    Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
    the JoKeR

    Tragically hip and criminally insane.



    Now building the ultimate truck body kit. Click on the logo above for details!

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    • udtseal
      Registered User
      • Sep 2001
      • 702

      #17
      "The only easy day, was yesterday!" --US Navy SEAL motto

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      • hawpunch
        Registered User
        • Jan 2002
        • 1044

        #18
        here's one...

        "if i am not for myself, who am i? if i am only for myself, than what am i?"

        aloha,

        jae park
        good traders: grey_goose, justin_j, Aliens-8-MyDad, detect, cypres0099, murray123, load sm5 (great grips!), tunaman, donngie (has everything you need), thlibo, ttoad4000t, rdb123.

        FEEDBACK = http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?p=1676540#post1676540

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        • slateman
          Registered User
          • Oct 2001
          • 1346

          #19
          BrockSampson "I see dead people..."



          and once I see them, I make sweet, sweet love...

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          • slateman
            Registered User
            • Oct 2001
            • 1346

            #20
            BrockSampson "I see dead people..."



            and once I see them, I make sweet, sweet love...

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            • slateman
              Registered User
              • Oct 2001
              • 1346

              #21
              BrockSampson "I see dead people..."



              and once I see them, I make sweet, sweet love...

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              • beam
                The end.
                • May 2001
                • 2036

                #22
                "sorry...but that wasn't an ACTUAL radio conversation"

                --slateman
                Last edited by beam; 01-31-2002, 02:08 PM.
                <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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                • the JoKeR
                  Slightly disturbed member
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 565

                  #23
                  I agree. Now if it read.....

                  "Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision, EH."

                  or:

                  "Call back later, EH, we're watching Curling!"

                  ..... I'd believe it more!


                  (OK, I'm braced for the flame attack from North of the Boarder)
                  the JoKeR

                  Tragically hip and criminally insane.



                  Now building the ultimate truck body kit. Click on the logo above for details!

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                  • the JoKeR
                    Slightly disturbed member
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 565

                    #24
                    Canadians: don't take this wrong, I like your country, but I found this one funny:

                    "Canada? On a good day our Salvation Army could kick it's arse!"
                    -comedian, but I don't recall which one.
                    the JoKeR

                    Tragically hip and criminally insane.



                    Now building the ultimate truck body kit. Click on the logo above for details!

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                    • Magsrule3
                      VW Powered
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 1081

                      #25
                      "Cats always land on their feet-I'll have to test that theory"-me

                      "I dont let school get in the way of my education"

                      "What"
                      "I may be half human, but Im all Woman"

                      Retro PF Mag
                      Lvl 10
                      Intelliframe
                      DYE 12" aluminum'
                      KAPP foregrip
                      68/3k Flatline
                      KAPP DZ2

                      1987 VW Scirocco 16v

                      GOOD TRADERS: Alf, Snakestang
                      BAD: iNeedaN2tank!

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                      • PaInTbAlLeR476
                        Rockin' the Cocker
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 512

                        #26
                        "Amatures built the Ark(noah and the ark) and proffesionals built the titanc." i guess the ark didnt sink?
                        Rockin' the Cocker.



                        Great Traders List: Dern

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                        • Tbone
                          hmm
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 527

                          #27
                          "I'm only this far and only tomorrow leads my way."

                          -Dave Matthews
                          me

                          "You can only hide your lack of game with your Rate of Fire for so long." - RobAGD

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                          • FooTemps
                            HURRRR
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 6702

                            #28
                            "I'm gonna have to go goldfish on ya!" - ME! stupid quote I know. I'm just bored.

                            .
                            Good Traders:
                            Tunaman, K-villeplayer, Magman007, Mastersconi, Jon/xpm, Kenndogg

                            My feedback if you've dealt with me, leave some...

                            Fruitcat: it's what AO doesn't like.

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                            • Arman/XPM

                              #29
                              My turn

                              "To those who are asking only for freedom, we ask, you want the freedom to do what?" -- The Shah, interview with Kayhan, Tehran

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                              • Sarah
                                lifein320.blogspot.com
                                • Oct 2000
                                • 708

                                #30
                                |PotatoBoy| i need to quit altoids
                                |PotatoBoy| i think i'm starting to sweat mint

                                MagikMarker53: exactly.
                                Velchosus: exactly, what..?
                                MagikMarker53: I'm not sure
                                Velchosus: lol
                                MagikMarker53: I am very exactly unsure of what it is that is exactly
                                Velchosus: exactly is exactly the term used, to exactly define the exact meaning of the exact word, we call exactly, thats exactly what my exact thoughts on this exact matter is, anyhow.

                                |Malichi| this IRC thing is kinda cute.. the whole log on and bug people you dont really know:)

                                |Noob^Saibot`| You look sexy tonight, Rav.
                                |Ravena_| yeah..sure I do
                                |Ravena_| and you're drunk
                                |Noob^Saibot`|> Like a glass of water!

                                DizWolf| who wants to call a level three sex offender?
                                *LilKiddo picks up the phone and dials Diz's number
                                |PB-Tom| DizWolf what's level three? Assaulting women, children and cows?

                                "Assassins!"
                                - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra

                                "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
                                - Anais Nin (1903-1977)
                                Last edited by tsc; 01-31-2002, 10:25 PM.
                                Such a sham(e).

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