Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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here's one...
"if i am not for myself, who am i? if i am only for myself, than what am i?"
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I agree. Now if it read.....
"Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision, EH."
or:
"Call back later, EH, we're watching Curling!"
..... I'd believe it more!
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Canadians: don't take this wrong, I like your country, but I found this one funny:
"Canada? On a good day our Salvation Army could kick it's arse!"
-comedian, but I don't recall which one.Comment
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"Cats always land on their feet-I'll have to test that theory"-me
"I dont let school get in the way of my education"
"What""I may be half human, but Im all Woman"
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"Amatures built the Ark(noah and the ark) and proffesionals built the titanc." i guess the ark didnt sink?Rockin' the Cocker.
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"I'm gonna have to go goldfish on ya!" - ME! stupid quote I know. I'm just bored.
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Fruitcat: it's what AO doesn't like.
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Arman/XPM
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"To those who are asking only for freedom, we ask, you want the freedom to do what?" -- The Shah, interview with Kayhan, TehranComment
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|PotatoBoy| i need to quit altoids
|PotatoBoy| i think i'm starting to sweat mint
MagikMarker53: exactly.
Velchosus: exactly, what..?
MagikMarker53: I'm not sure
Velchosus: lol
MagikMarker53: I am very exactly unsure of what it is that is exactly
Velchosus: exactly is exactly the term used, to exactly define the exact meaning of the exact word, we call exactly, thats exactly what my exact thoughts on this exact matter is, anyhow.
|Malichi| this IRC thing is kinda cute.. the whole log on and bug people you dont really know:)
|Noob^Saibot`| You look sexy tonight, Rav.
|Ravena_| yeah..sure I do
|Ravena_| and you're drunk
|Noob^Saibot`|> Like a glass of water!
DizWolf| who wants to call a level three sex offender?
*LilKiddo picks up the phone and dials Diz's number
|PB-Tom| DizWolf what's level three? Assaulting women, children and cows?
"Assassins!"
- Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra
"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin (1903-1977)Last edited by tsc; 01-31-2002, 10:25 PM.Such a sham(e).Comment
<---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.
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