awesome quotes

[FooTemps]

during a project presentation...

"...Japanese noodles eat people........DOH!"
-me

[clockworkmiller]

Me: its your vagina
Rachel: it's your fashion statement
Me: damn straight
Rachel: hopefully one day i'll get some of that fashion sense from you. and as payment, i'll give you some gonnhorrea back

"when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"

"only in this country would people find 400,000 deaths acceptable, and find 756,000 arrests insufficient"
(in case your wondering, that is the number of people who die from cigarettes to the number of people arrested relating to marijauna)

"papa smurf gets mad play"

"lets make the pledges drink the bong water. whoever doesnt throw up, is in!"

"hmm...bong...booooonnnnnngggggg.....boing...s o, whose up for some mad shagging tonight?"

"last night i read about sex. tonight its marijuana. this is why the U of A owns your school"

And for some by other people:

"you have a weird thing for canandian melodrama"
"no, i have a werid thing for girls who say aboot"

"and all at once you look across a crowded room and see the way that light attaches to a girl"

"i can always change my name if thats what you need"

"everytime she sneezes i believe its love"

"i want nothing more than to sit outside heaven's door and listen to you breathing"

[masterninja]

"It's not that I'm that great, It's just that you're soo bad"
Karl Gotch

"There can be only one"
"Fear is the path to the darkside"
"Do or do not, there is no try"
"It is always faster to take the time to do something right the first time"
"Never give up, never surrender"
"Get your paws off of me you damn dirty ape"
"Damn the man, save the empire"
"Your lack of faith disturbs me"
"There's nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer"
"There is no right or wrong, only fun and boring"
"Don't make me destroy you"
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one"
"The man who knows he is a fool is not such a great fool"
"Nothing is unreal"
"Be like water"

[Snappy]

Sigh, some people can't quote the Patton movie correctly...so pay attention!

"I want you to remember that no b****** ever won a war by dieing for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b****** die for his country."

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friend's face...you'll know what to do. Now here's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that 'We are holding our position.' We're not holding anything. We'll let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly, and we are not interested in holding on to anything EXCEPT the enemy! We're going to hold on to him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the a**! We're going to kick the H*** out him all the time, and we're going to go through him like CRAP through a GOOSE!" - Patton

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." - Captain Rooms, Ranger

"Early to rise,
and early to bed,
may make a man healthy,
but socially dead." - I believe Animanics, Wheel of Morality

And my all time favorite, dirty but true...

Procrastination is just like masturbation. It feels good at first, but in the end your just screwing yourself.

[BTAutoMag]

i like the one in my sig

[MagMan5446]

"What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger"
"It's all gravy baby" -me
"I'd rather die like a man, than live like a coward
there's a ghetto up in heaven and it's ours...."
"Watch me, until they stop me, bury, murder me or drop me"
"YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME?! YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!" -Scarface
"And so castles made of sand, fall in the sea, eventually..."
"Let the lovin', let the lovin come to me"
"Ain't nothin at the top but a bucket and a mop, and an illustrated book about birds"

"I have a dream..."


And dio91, who's austin?

[sniper1rfa]

"are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
-coconut argument in monty python

"i didnt know we had a king... i thought we were an autonomous collective." -peasent women

"theres no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people" -lots of people

"its a Y...
...Yogurt! I hate yogurt, even with strawberries!"
-Dark Helmet

"what the hell was that.
spaceball one... they've gone to plaid"
-barf and lone star

"an anti-chop mechanism for a spyder is like viagra. its great if you need it, but what its modifying still sucks."
-me in response to some kids request that i design the above mention ACM

"OK, so youve got a spyder that you havent lubed in a year and its starting to leak everywhere. ill tell you what ill do, you send me 300 bucks and ill send you a mag."
-me again, this time in response to a plea for me to fix a spyder. (if you couldnt tell i hate kingman)

[spyderkiller]

"Like a fat chick in a dodgeball game, I'm out." -Me
"Our guns are $400 shinier than yours" -WDP

I like the first one I put! hahaha

[Jon/xpm]

well!

here i try for a quote~!

why tho kill people for
useless matter and not let them
flurish there life with joy and happines

[ronron2112]

"The government kills people, who kill people, to prove that killing people is wrong."

"Cowboy wisdom: never squat with your spurs on."

"If you can read this, you're in second place."

"i'm not afrid to go fast, it's crashing and burning that sucks!"

"Famous Last Words: Are you sure the power is off?"

"People never say 'It's only a game' when they're winning."

"Teenage girl: When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."

"Never use while sleeping" -Inscrutions on a hair drier.

"If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, 'Quit while your ahead'"?

"I know the best things in life are free, but why do the next best things cost so much?"

"I finaly managed to get some powdered water, but i do not know what to add" -Steven Wright

"Famous Last words: HEY! thats not a violin case!"

I'll post more if you want me too! i have like 34599126059340912 of these

[Jonno06]

"What doesnt kill you,only makes you stronger,
What kills you,makes you dead"

Post more RonRon

[ronron2112]

allrrrrriiiiigggghhhhttttttttttt..... do i rerally wanna put you through that torture?? but since i am soo nice, i'll post more!

"If the shoe fits, find another just like it."

"A closed mouth gathers no foot"

"Famous Last Words: That's odd"

"If you have melted chocolate on your hands, your eating it too slowly"

"Never argue with a fool; he may be doing the same thing."

"If it werent for electricity we'd all be watching TV by candle light." -George Gobel

"Chickens: The only animal you eat before they're alive, and after they're dead."

"Famous Last Words: let it down slowly!"

"Why are wrong numbers never busy?"

"A penny saved is not much" -First Grader Philosophy

"When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?"

"The time to repair the roof is when the sun id shining." -JFK

i'll post more later.. its time for bed, i gotta work tomorrow

[TylerDurden]

"The will to win isn't everything...It't the only thing."

--Lombardy

"Where's the beef?"

--Dave Thomas

"If i knew what i was doing, i probably wouldn't be doing it."

--Tito Jackson

[sniper1rfa]

before you judge a man, you should walk 2 miles in hi shoes, because then you will be 2 miles away and you will have his shoes.

P.S. never judge a man smaller than you, or you will get callouses on your feet.

[joeyjoe367]

"winners never quit, quitters never win; but those who never win, and never quit, are just stupid"

"not all pain is gain"