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  • pennywise
    Not Cut From The Same Mold
    • Mar 2002
    • 150

    #1

    For Lohman:

    I'm sure you've seen it before, but I dedicate this one to you:

    Top ten reasons men prefer guns over women.

    10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're
    on the road.

    8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
    let you try it out a few times.

    7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
    backup.

    6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
    "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy."--anonymous
  • paintman1234
    It's Agg-Tastic!
    • Aug 2004
    • 743

    #2
    lol there you go
    http://www.directaffect.com/dev/jason/ao_states/images/ao_mi.gif

    http://www.colorspaintball.com/

    http://www.mayhemsports.net/

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    • etjoyride
      0:-1
      • Mar 2005
      • 2149

      #3
      Nice!

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      • NewbieMagMan10988
        AO > Everything
        • Jul 2004
        • 580

        #4

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        • kosmo
          KaPTaiN KeNNy
          • Dec 2000
          • 1642

          #5
          I guess I must be the only one in this thread incapable of having sex with a new .22
          Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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          • behemoth
            SVSTC?
            • Nov 2002
            • 7750

            #6
            Originally posted by kosmo
            I guess I must be the only one in this thread incapable of having sex with a new .22
            Hey, its ok, maybe someday you can step-up to the .22's for now, stick with the bb guns.

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            • Glickman
              *Insert Witty Phrase*
              • Sep 2003
              • 2673

              #7
              Originally posted by behemoth
              Hey, its ok, maybe someday you can step-up to the .22's for now, stick with the bb guns.
              all i can say is 8 gauge...


              bleh.


              now i feel sad.

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