I hate...
-A lot of guys, for a lot of different reasons.
-People who say they'll be somewhere at a certain time and then aren't
-"I'll call you back." No you won't, dumbbutt. Talk to me now, that's why I called you.
-Ben(one of my jiu jitsu instructors). Yeah, I'm a girl, and yeah, I take jiu jitsu... but I've earned my respect in that studio and you are damn well going to give it to me. I can hold my own and everyone knows that. You're the only one in the place that doesn't respect me and it makes me angry.
-When my mother goes on the warpath and starts ranting about Dubya. Now, I'm pretty darn liberal, but my mother deserves a tinfoil hat for her trouble. Jesus Christ, some of the things that woman says. I bet she's gonna be a crazy old lady.
-Living in this house.
-People who have 70 billion kids that ask me to babysit and then pay me nothing. No good.
-Nutjob religious people
-11 and 12 year olds that dress like little sluts. You haven't even hit the teens at age 12, what the heck? Put your boobs back in your shirt and go study. Go play soccer. At 12 you shouldn't be attempting to pick up a 23 year old guy. Ever. Nor should you come up, dressed like that, and ask said 23 year old for a "ride" because you want to "go out." Are you stupid?
-when Derek threatens to hit/kick/punch/otherwise hurt my dog. My poor baby girl
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-A lot of guys, for a lot of different reasons.
-People who say they'll be somewhere at a certain time and then aren't
-"I'll call you back." No you won't, dumbbutt. Talk to me now, that's why I called you.
-Ben(one of my jiu jitsu instructors). Yeah, I'm a girl, and yeah, I take jiu jitsu... but I've earned my respect in that studio and you are damn well going to give it to me. I can hold my own and everyone knows that. You're the only one in the place that doesn't respect me and it makes me angry.
-When my mother goes on the warpath and starts ranting about Dubya. Now, I'm pretty darn liberal, but my mother deserves a tinfoil hat for her trouble. Jesus Christ, some of the things that woman says. I bet she's gonna be a crazy old lady.
-Living in this house.
-People who have 70 billion kids that ask me to babysit and then pay me nothing. No good.
-Nutjob religious people
-11 and 12 year olds that dress like little sluts. You haven't even hit the teens at age 12, what the heck? Put your boobs back in your shirt and go study. Go play soccer. At 12 you shouldn't be attempting to pick up a 23 year old guy. Ever. Nor should you come up, dressed like that, and ask said 23 year old for a "ride" because you want to "go out." Are you stupid?
-when Derek threatens to hit/kick/punch/otherwise hurt my dog. My poor baby girl
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Other than that I'm pretty tolerant.
(*cough* Altimas *cough*) 


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