Judge tells mall restaurant: Burrito is not a sandwich

[pbzmag]

A quesadilla is totally a sandwich. Look:



Totally a sandwich.

Hasn't anyone already notice that a quesadilla is a taco? Both have a flower tortilla and stuffing.

[Lenny]

Wow. The judical system has nothing better to do than to classify food as a sandwich or taco? and we wonder why our crime rate is high

Actually, it's lower than it was 1980-1998. Check it out.

And, uh, sandwhiches are from Germany, burritos are from Mexico. So unless they're selling German burritos, they're not selling sandwhiches.

(I think it's Germany... Oh well. Something European.)