Rymes, Poems and Short Stories, Lyrics thread.

[InfinatyBPS]

Post something that you wrote yourself. I'll start.

I sometimes make rymes in my head, never knowing when to goto bed, I watch TV and my mind is just continusly being fed, stuff and I warn you I do not bluff, so don't mess with me cause I'll come out without a scuff, but you will be laying on the floor, laying in your own gore, you best not step up, unless you don't expect to trip up. Then your welcome to try to fade that, but you will not succeed, and you will feel embaressed as if you just peeed on yourself. Tryin your hardest, to flow like this, you just can't fade this, it's just like bliss.

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[paintster14]

hey can i roll something also?

[paintster14]

hmmmm lemme think here and take something off the top of my head.......

These thoughts for you i always feel
I cant tell if its fake or real
Emotion wounds will not heal
Im forever lost in your thought
Not knowing if its love or am i caught
There is one thing without i have left
The only thing i feel in depth
For you tears have been wept
For the love of this your thoughts i kept
My love for this is my only thing left
On the break the others fall
We won our game with just one ball
For this is not a person i speak about
For a sport we share our love around
Within us a paintball player can be found

if anyone asks i do have more

[MagMan5446]

Can't I take from someone else?
It seems I can't rhyme myself.

I do have some rhymes that'll turn this thread very offensive, which is why I will not say them. But they are very very good.

[This message has been edited by MagMan5446 (edited 08-30-2001).]

[InfinatyBPS]

Anything else? Nice one paintster.

[MajorDamage]

Heres the first song I wrote for the infamous band "The Midget Wore Trousers"!

Hey there you, you seem rather small, whats your secret?

MIDGET! OOH OOH! MIDGET!

So your a midget, eh'?
Do you like sugar ray?
I can count by twos,
and tie my shoes,
but you have a hairy back,
and are to simple to make Kraft "Easy Mac"!

MIDGET! OO OOH! MIDGET!

Have you smelled the mule?
Ronald Mcdonald is a fool!
Your only one foot six!
Chex Mix!

MIDGET! OOH OOH! MIDGET!


You can hear this song at http://mp3.com/tmwt along with many others! This song is called "The Midget Song" Originally named "Midgets"!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
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!!

ENDO!

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[belligerant1]

i don't smoke endo,
i don't drive a benz yo,
but you can catch me on my super nintendo,

i live in this ville,
up on the hill,
if you mess with em,
i'm gonna kill you.

a bat to the dome,
you'll go home,
worthless like beer foam!

lame but funny.

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"give me an inch and i'll give you a bruise" team image.
"Give me a plate of food and i'll give you back an empty plate" Terry Lane, team 5 to 1

this one goes out to the kids who drove 6 hours in a stolen car and missed the tourney!!!!

is it wrong to want to shoot you just so that i can hear the splats hit your goggles?

[InfinatyBPS]

I gots some more. I had some insparation while chatting with some friends.

U step up to me, now , but latta u wish uda fleed,
and went home and listen to you creed cd, and ud go run up a tree, like a cat and im like a pit bull chasin u up there,
cause ur too easy to scare, and when u see me you jump up on a chair, like a girl who saw a rat, and is tto flat, so just listen to that, fat ho.

the new slim shady, is what the call me,
and then they start to flee, up a tree,
cause they just weenies

u gotsta learn to flow like that
and take contro like that
so you can be phat like me
so cant you see ?

The Ironic thing is I dont like rap
I think its all crap
but when u flow like this its like a trap
theres no escape if your weak
all you can do is weap for weak after weak
and try not to tweek, cause after you start you will ahve a winnin streak

lol they call me mr. rapper , and cuase i even ryme when im on the crapper, and even when i wack her,
and smack her. you just like a cracker.

I play paintball from spring to fall, im the one thats gonna make u bauwl, out "HIT" after u get lit up, cause u triped up, now yo ****ed up and all mucked up.

I rule all of the world now
and I eat alll the cows
and all the doggie chow

If you wonna ball wid me, ud better be hidin behind that tree,
because i shoot paint like its free. So ud just betta be, as fast as me, or u gonna be a fruity thing wth my bannana balls on yo face, and and if u dont belive me u can just taste.

I play paintball from spring to fall, im the one thats gonna make u bauwl, out "HIT" after u get lit up, cause u triped up, now yo ****ed up and all mucked up.

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[MajorDamage]

Im glad to see you spelled Rap correctly (crap)

ENDO!

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My Elite Team of Elves!

[tsc]

http://64.45.60.253/perl-bin/base/search.cgi?name=Sarah+Rachel+

stuff by me and a few freinds, I'm going to update as soon as (a) I can get on the computer again and (b) get my book back from my freind!!! we all write in it, but shes had it for a few months and I want to get to editing/finishing the final picks.

oh and...I'm published! yay!! heheheheheheh

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I can't think of any more awful way to die than on the toilet with your pants down while the dead woman in the bathtub gets you.

[liquidthunder]

"Because of my overactive imagination, I believe that one day my mentality will become so crammed with insignificant factors that my skull will burst into flames. Sure, i recognize that this is a rather out of the question task to aquire, but i suppose It shall in fact become obvious. The mind is a hard thing to understand, and perhaps sooner or later will be deciphered. My brain, on the other hand, will by no means become the latest breakthrough In scientific awareness. There are just so many numerous codes to break, pictures to construe, thoughts to be understood. In otherwords, dont try to figure me out. It's just too damn impossible."

one my my best friendsm heather wrote this, she's really cool

anyway, idk, i though i would share, even tho i didnt write it

[Ni cD]

Here is a recent one...

"Blast you Ignatious...the time of reckoning will soon come, keep up the good work - peace out boyz."

[InfinatyBPS]

that was coo lt.

[InfinatyBPS]

WHOW WHOW, They don't even know, whats gonna hit them
just there workin and siten
Never knowing they will not get to go home and play with their kitten.
Not knowing that a plane of maniacs is coming twards them.
If they knew.
What would they do?
Speeding at 400mph, people terrified
knowing that their family will wonder how they died.
Everyone has started to cry, knowing their going to fry soon.
Some were brave and tried to stop them, some succeeded
They died and bleeded.
They saved so many but sacraficed themself.
Those are the true american heros.
Everyone... A toast to them, put up your beer'os.

To the memories of the people and familys that died in this very tragic event.

[Ni cD]