Lets post poetry!

[NotKai]

what breed of cat is the one furball in the second picture?

I do like the new firefox logo.


Ryan if you are worried about people stealing your stuff you do not have to worry. You have posted it on a forum that the world can see so if by chance some one does use it you have your copyright. The offical way to make everything stick is to send some one an email with all your collective works and its a done deal. BTW, nice poem.

Thanks dude, I appreciate the advice and the compliment!

Here's another one:

Particulate Matter!

[Indignant]

LOL, ***

[going_home]

Coconut

Coconut

Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,

Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
Now lemme get this straight,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up,

Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up.

And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight,

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut. You're such a silly woman.

Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down,
Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning,

Woo--ain't there nothin' you can take?
I say, woo--to relieve your belly ache,
You say, well woo--ain't there nothin' I can take?
I say woo--woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yow--ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say wow--to relieve this belly ache,
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

Yes, you call me in the morning, You call me in the morning,
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do.

Harry Nilsson
1971

http://www.last.fm/music/Harry+Nilsson/_/Coconut

[A 10Bando]

Indignant- you son of a... one of these days I will meet you on the grounds of Halo and give you a "beat down" or maybe "stuck" you, lol.

[Triangle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daisies... Uh, white?
Dandelions, wait, screw this.

Time for Haikus!


HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER
FOUNDER OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE
I GUARANTEE IT

this thread is made of
win, this thread is made
of win, this thread is.

We are internets
Desensitised and godless
Anonymous horde


IT IS I, OLMEC
FROM LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN
TEMPLE, BEST SHOW EVER.

This thread is epic
There are large amounts of win
Requesting sticky.

Oh, robot roll call;
Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo,
Crooooooow.

i had fun today
talked to homeboy candlejack
we talked about com-

[FooTemps]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daisies... Uh, white?
Dandelions, wait, screw this.

Time for Haikus!

i had fun today
talked to homeboy candlejack
we talked about com-

lol candlejack is a funny guy to han

[Mango]

OMFG those cat pictures are HIIIGH larious!!!1

I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes LOLOLOLolol

[Lenny]

My Framed Art

I hang a picture in a frame and I call it art.
I stare at it until it becomes a window
Out of which I can view my own heart.

-Brandon Burdette
(Me! And I KILL plagiarizers!)

[Pzippy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All your base
Are belong to us

[jenarelJAM]

Wrote this for my last girlfriend...


I close my eyes and look around,
I hear your scent, I smell your sound.
I taste your skin, and feel your lips,
It's the beginning of a kiss.

-Jeremy Erickson

[Triangle]

I didn't realize people would take me serious and post poetry.


Hat's off to you guys for having the balls to put yourslef out there, and post.


'Cept for kai, he's jsut a gay.

[slateman]

I never saw a wild thing
sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself.


- D.H. Lawrence

[Triangle]

Lockes of maple brown
Curves of simple perfection
I long for your hand

[jenarelJAM]

I didn't realize people would take me serious and post poetry.

Hat's off to you guys for having the balls to put yourslef out there, and post.

Yeah, but fudge is cool too :P

/cept I don't like chocolate

[flashgordon]

Bad poetry? Oh Noetry