Fights

[Kyle.Kimber]

What fights have you guys gotten into. Say how old you were.

I'll start. This kid whose been bugging me all semester decides to just attack me and starts to punch me. I wasn't sure if at first he was trying to mess around, but the third punch was on the ear. I took it for about two seconds and then I grabbed his index and middle finger, got him into a finger lock and then proceeded to twist his arm until he had to hunch over. then I tripped him and he gave up. Yep, I was siked cuz I felt like such a badass.

This happened last week.

If you grab someone by the fingers, is that a finger lock?

[Triangle]

In Before

a. manly men
b. Fake stories
c. big manly men and fake stories
d. Lock

[geekwarrior]

In Before

a. manly men
b. Fake stories
c. big manly men and fake stories
d. Lock

lol...probably...

Never been in an all out fist fight, guess I'm to easy going. Knocked a 16 yr old kid on his butt(in front of his 5 yrish brother) for trying to look over the dressing room walls while my wife was trying on clothes....but thats it

[Kyle.Kimber]

In Before

a. manly men
b. Fake stories
c. big manly men and fake stories
d. Lock

I don't care if you strtch the truth, as long as its remotely believable and enertaining.

[behemoth]

In Before

a. manly men
b. Fake stories
c. big manly men and fake stories
d. Lock

This one time, i took on 4 Guys. Two were pro wrestlers, and the other two were NFL Linebackers.

i whooped em sooo hard. Then i got the cops on me, trying to arrest me, and i beat them too.

IT WAS CRAZY.

[PyRo]

This one time, i took on 4 Guys. Two were pro wrestlers, and the other two were NFL Linebackers.

i whooped em sooo hard. Then i got the cops on me, trying to arrest me, and i beat them too.

IT WAS CRAZY.

Did I ever tell you about the time I defeated the German army?
Really? Because I did it twice.
In my sleep.
Before I was born.
Really.

[Linkwarner]

I once beat a guy with a combat boot... I grabbed it by the laces, and swung it right in his face!

[Triangle]

You know.

I'm not too sure the latter video was AO appropriate.

Ninja Edit: Lots of NSFW Language, and content.

[Triangle]

LOL at Kimbo Slice. He got the tar beat out of him by who was it, Gannon? Some MMA Police Officer

[-Snake-]

I remember one fight at football practice my freshman year, this guy cut in front of the water line right in front of me and I told him to get in the back of the line. He gave me some BS about how linebackers are to get water first, so I got my cup and splashed it right in his face. He got pissed, I got pissed, and I blacked out for a minute when I charged him, he ended giving me a black eye and I got up and walked to the locker room.

I still remember his name, Tyler Shockley. He was one of the "cool" guys and I wasn't. I thought by playing football I could gain some popularity, but I look back now and realize its all superficial. Plus, once I got into paintball, I found something I truly loved, not something that I thought would please people. Thats my story.

[behemoth]

I remember one fight at football practice my freshman year, this guy cut in front of the water line right in front of me and I told him to get in the back of the line. He gave me some BS about how linebackers are to get water first, so I got my cup and splashed it right in his face. He got pissed, I got pissed, and I blacked out for a minute when I charged him, he ended giving me a black eye and I got up and walked to the locker room.

I still remember his name, Tyler Shockley. He was one of the "cool" guys and I wasn't. I thought by playing football I could gain some popularity, but I look back now and realize its all superficial. Plus, once I got into paintball, I found something I truly loved, not something that I thought would please people. Thats my story.

Marry me?

[bentothejam1n]

You know.

I'm not too sure the latter video was AO appropriate.

Ninja Edit: Lots of NSFW Language, and content.

now that i watch it again, youre probably right

[behemoth]

now that i watch it again, youre probably right

I love when he gets his sinus cavity caved in.

nothing says badass like "I CANT BREEEF RIGHT *gurgle*'

What about stabbing a guy in the neck?

[bentothejam1n]

I love when he gets his sinus cavity caved in.

nothing says badass like "I CANT BREEEF RIGHT *gurgle*'

What about stabbing a guy in the neck?

hey man i just want to entertain man... this is my first fight

[behemoth]

hey man i just want to entertain man... this is my first fight

The mexicans know how to get down.

And then jump up, and get down again.

and again

and again.